Last night an anonymous Acme Feed & Seed waitress provided Total Packers with a tape recording. We’ve identified the voices as: John Dorsey, Browns GM; spent two decades in Packers’ scouting department. Has also been ...
The most unfortunate thing about Arizona Cardinals general manager Steve Keim's arrest for DUI is seeing what he looks like. This guy will eat your children!
What did Green Bay Packers' coach Mike McCarthy discuss with new defensive coordinator Mike Pettine during their job interview? We have the inside information.
Green Bay Packers general manager Ted Thompson defends his job performance to president Mark Murphy. We're sure you'll love the outcome.
A Green Bay Packers fan stabbed Minnesota Vikings fan Dave Moschel for having an inflatable Vikings toy in his yard. He just didn't do a good enough job.
Minnesota Vikings’ defensive end/chief douchebag/animal fucker and all-around dumbass has cut his mullet. Allen, who still looks like a redneck thug who molests his sister, apparently cut the mullet because he’s getting married. That’s right, ...
I don’t think anyone can argue the point that Green Bay Packers fans like to drink. And I don’t think anyone can argue with me when I say that The Onion has been cranking out ...
Today’s guest blogger is Erick Sklogund. Sklogund is a Vikings beat writer and humor columnist for The Observer Herald in Le Seur, Minnesota. The corpse of the Minnesota Vikings’ 2009 season is still warm, but ...
Well, if you read this blog very often, you know we think Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress is a pedophile (or at least looks like one). So then it makes sense that his son, Kyle, ...
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