Steve Young Did Ray Lewis’ Dance for Fans Monday Night
Ray Lewis is an idiot. His dance was just as stupid as he is, but some Green Bay Packers fans wanted to see Steve Young do it on Monday and Young obliged. ...More
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Field Of Dreams 2: NFL Lockout [Video]
Funny Or Die gives us Field of Dreams 2, where one of the kids from Twilight (Taylor Lautner) saves the NFL season… kind of. Also look for Ray Lewis, Tony Gonzalez, Marshall Faulk and Ray Liotta as Roger Goodell, among...More
1Guy Who Probably Killed Someone Says Crime Will Rise If Season Is Lost
Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis, who stood trial for and was acquitted of murder in 2000, thinks crime will rise if the NFL season is lost. It’s entirely possible Lewis stabbed someone to death, so I suppose he would know....More
9Matthews Fourth-Ranked Linebacker
It’s another installment of ESPN’s NFL power rankings. This time — linebackers. The Green Bay Packers’ Clay Matthews came in fourth in the rankings. The San Francisco 49ers’ Patrick Willis was the runaway leader in the voting. Willis was followed...More
2NFL, Union Discuss Expanded Season; Developmental League A Possibility
The idea of expanding the NFL’s regular season to 18 games, and reducing the preseason to two, is rapidly gaining steam among NFL owners. While the idea hasn’t caught on nearly as well with the players, the NFL and the...More
0Fans’ Pro Bowl Selections An Even Bigger Joke Than We Thought
If only the NFL could idiot proof the Pro Bowl voting process. You know, make people prove they’re not complete fucking morons before they’re allowed to vote. Obviously, if there were any such measure in place, it didn’t work this...More
3Predictions: Packers vs. Ravens
Monty: There are a lot of reasons why the Green Bay Packers are going to beat the Baltimore Ravens on Monday night. There’s one reason why they won’t – I’m going to be at the game. Not counting preseason, the...More
1Free Agency 2009: Week 2 Update
Let’s hope our new safety has learned his lesson. It’s true. After the wild and wacky first weekend of free agency and all the money that was thrown around, I needed a break. Besides that, after the first weekend, there...More
3Free Agency 2009: Day 1 Update
Who is this guy? Read on. Being that we are totally anal about everything Green Bay Packers here at Total Packers (hence the name Total Packers, I guess), we have been keeping a close eye on all the free agent...More
1Free Agency 2009: Their Guys
Previously, we looked at the Green Bay Packers free agents, the most notable of which is Mark Tauscher. Now it’s time to get down to business, and look at which free agents the Packers can steal from other teams. Free...More
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