Zeke, Jerry, and the Boys Get their Just Desserts
It finally happened this week. The Dallas Cowboys, Ezekiel Elliott and Jerry Jones finally got what we all knew was ...
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Ezekiel Elliott Legal Appeal a Cloud Over Cowboys’ Season
Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott and his legal appeal to avoid suspension is a cloud over the Dallas Cowboys' ...
Dallas Cowboys Are Hypocritical Scumbags
We couldn't quite let this pass, even as we tried. The Dallas Cowboys just cut a guy for presumingly doing ...
Chris Christie’s Fat Ass is Coming to Town
The Dallas Cowboys' good luck charm is a fat, middle-aged politician named Chris Christie and good news, everyone! His fat ...
The Return of Football!!! What to Watch For
The NFL returns tonight with the Dallas Cowboys at the New York Giants. We tell you what the watch for, ...
You’ll Love The NFL’s Opening-Night Game
Remember when the Dallas Cowboys got penalized for some vague salary cap infringement a few weeks ago? Yeah, maybe keep ...
Clusterfuck Update 3/14: Wells In Tennessee, Browns In On Flynn
The madness continues! Day two of free agency is just as stupid as day one, if not more so. We've ...
Here’s Who’s Getting Franchise Tag
Teams have started to deploy the franchise tag ahead of the Monday deadline. Here's who's getting it and what we ...
NFL, Players In Settlement Talks: What It Means
There have been cryptic reports surfacing this week that NFL owners and players were holding secret meetings in Chicago to ...
Packers Run Wade Phillips Out Of A Job
The Green Bay Packers thoroughly dominated the Dallas Cowboys, last night, dropping them to 1-7. During the game, several of ...
See Ya Later Texas Stadium
The shithole that is Texas Stadium is no more. Home to the Dallas Cowboys for 39 years, and a few ...
