So Long Jared Allen, You Stupid Pretend Hillbilly
Former Minnesota Vikings turd Jared Allen is calling it a career. A lot of people will miss Allen and his ...
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Jared Allen Essentially Says Bears Defense is Awful
Defensive end Jared Allen was asked about the Chicago Bears defense and how they're going to be better in 2015. ...
Jared Allen Likes Touching Other Dudes’ Junk
Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen is a dipshit, but we didn't know he liked feeling other dudes' junk while ...
Jared Allen: (Not Surprisingly) Still A Douche
Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen is just so awesome! He's awesome and totally cool in a way anyone who ...
Jared Allen Will No Longer Be Able To Rope Calves
We're going to take a break from telling you everyone on the Green Bay Packers is injured to deliver some ...
Jared Allen Mauled By Dog
Yeah, I know what you're thinking -- it's too good to be true. Well, unfortunately, it is. Everyone's least favorite ...
Even Married, Jared Allen Still A Douche
We told you full-time asshat, part-time Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen was getting married. Guess what? That obviously crazier-than-a-shithouse-rat ...
Jared Allen No Longer A Dumbass With A Mullet, Just A Dumbass
Minnesota Vikings' defensive end/chief douchebag/animal fucker and all-around dumbass has cut his mullet. Allen, who still looks like a redneck ...
Stadium-Hungry Vikings Whore Out Jared Allen
The Minnesota Vikings are getting aggressive in their crusade for a new stadium. Team owner Zygi Wilf met privately Thursday ...
Don’t Mess With Jared Allen’s Girlfriend, Just Wear His Jersey When Committing Crimes
You know how much we love Minnesota Vikings' defensive end and dumbass redneck Jared Allen, so we really couldn't resist ...
Jared Allen Wants More Favre Man Love
It's not surprising that the Minnesota Vikings want quarterback Brett Favre back next season. Despite his soul crushing, game-ending NFC ...
Jared Allen Is Such A Clown!
Ah, that Jared Allen. He's such a clown! I just can't get enough of him! . Of course, we're just ...
Jared Allen: Even Bigger Douche Than We Thought
Yeah, we know. Jared Allen can play football. He can also take douchebaggery to new heights, and he's done it ...
Packers Weekend Video: Jared Allen
Jared Allen, as with all members of the Minnesota Vikings, is a cunt. And typically, we use these Sundays before ...
Vikings vs. Packers: Who Sucked And Who Didn’t
Every week the Green Bay Packers are starting to look more and more like a team that simply won’t live ...
Packers, Vikings Game Quick Hits
It was a wild opening weekend in the NFL and the much anticipated matchup between the Minnesota Vikings and Green ...
Get To Know A Viking: Jared Allen
Apparently, to go from an 8-8 team to preseason Super Bowl favorite, all an NFL team needs to do is ...
Packers Fans Have a New Viking To Hate – Jared Allen
It's official. The Kansas City Chiefs have traded last year's NFL sack leader Jared Allen to the Minnesota Vikings. Who ...
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