Former Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen was the sensible guy in the room at one point. He told former Green Bay Packers QB Brett Favre to stay retired.
Former Minnesota Vikings turd Jared Allen is calling it a career. A lot of people will miss Allen and his antics. We are most certainly not among them.
The super amazing Jared Allen era is over in Chicago. The Bears have shipped Allen to the Carolina Panthers and in doing so, signaled that they're giving up.
Defensive end Jared Allen was asked about the Chicago Bears defense and how they're going to be better in 2015. Well, Jared Allen thinks they're still going to suck.
Minnesota Vikings fans have managed to outdo themselves once again. They're furious that Jared Allen signed with the Bears. To them, he's a "trader."
Free agent defensive end Jared Allen signed with the Chicago Bears today. That's a clear sign that he doesn't give two craps about winning. Go Bears!
The Minnesota Vikings are 2-8. One of their star players has already written off the season, while another says they can still make the playoffs. Of course.
The Minnesota Vikings have traded receiver Percy Harvin to the Seattle Seahawks for a bunch of draft picks. Mark Seattle down for the Super Bowl now.
The Green Bay Packers play the turds known as the Minnesota Vikings this week. Here's what to watch for, including the mentally challenged and Greg Jennings return.
Things are returning to normal. The Minnesota Vikings have lost two of their last three games after last night's defeat. Here's where we salute the best of the NFL!
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was named the NFC offensive player of the year for the NFL 101 Awards. What the hell are the NFL 101 Awards? We'll explain, along with what the win ...
The Green Bay Packers put two players on the NFL All-Pro team -- Aaron Rodgers and Charles Woodson. At least one of the results is a little surprising, though. Here's the breakdown.
Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen is a dipshit, but we didn't know he liked feeling other dudes' junk while on the field. Well, he does. Here's his explanation for punching Ray Edwards in the ...
Here’s a look around the NFL after six weeks. Let us know what you think. Making statements San Francisco 49ers We called the Niners surprising last week, but we’ll call them legit this week. Jim ...
A look at what's going on around the NFL after five weeks, including the surprises, top 10 teams, top five players, who's #winning and who's #losing. Feel free to chime in.
Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen is just so awesome! He's awesome and totally cool in a way anyone who isn't a dumb redneck just wouldn't understand! In other words, he's (still) a douchebag. And ...