Tag: Jared Allen

Former Minnesota Vikings turd Jared Allen is calling it a career. A lot of people will miss Allen and his ...

Defensive end Jared Allen was asked about the Chicago Bears defense and how they're going to be better in 2015. ...

Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen is a dipshit, but we didn't know he liked feeling other dudes' junk while ...

Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen is just so awesome! He's awesome and totally cool in a way anyone who ...

We're going to take a break from telling you everyone on the Green Bay Packers is injured to deliver some ...

Yeah, I know what you're thinking -- it's too good to be true. Well, unfortunately, it is. Everyone's least favorite ...

We told you full-time asshat, part-time Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen was getting married. Guess what? That obviously crazier-than-a-shithouse-rat ...

Minnesota Vikings' defensive end/chief douchebag/animal fucker and all-around dumbass has cut his mullet. Allen, who still looks like a redneck ...

The Minnesota Vikings are getting aggressive in their crusade for a new stadium. Team owner Zygi Wilf met privately Thursday ...

You know how much we love Minnesota Vikings' defensive end and dumbass redneck Jared Allen, so we really couldn't resist ...

It's not surprising that the Minnesota Vikings want quarterback Brett Favre back next season. Despite his soul crushing, game-ending NFC ...

Ah, that Jared Allen. He's such a clown! I just can't get enough of him! . Of course, we're just ...

Yeah, we know. Jared Allen can play football. He can also take douchebaggery to new heights, and he's done it ...

Jared Allen, as with all members of the Minnesota Vikings, is a cunt. And typically, we use these Sundays before ...

Every week the Green Bay Packers are starting to look more and more like a team that simply won’t live ...

It was a wild opening weekend in the NFL and the much anticipated matchup between the Minnesota Vikings and Green ...

Apparently, to go from an 8-8 team to preseason Super Bowl favorite, all an NFL team needs to do is ...

It's official. The Kansas City Chiefs have traded last year's NFL sack leader Jared Allen to the Minnesota Vikings. Who ...