Brett Favre Bombs In MNF Audition
Former Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre was given a shot at being the color man for Monday Night Football. Things apparently didn't go real well for the Old Gunslinger. ...More
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Hank Is Coming Back
The best news so far this week has to be that Hank Williams Jr. is returning to Monday Night Football. Back where he should be after six years away....More
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ESPN Says Packers Won North; Vikings Pukes Enraged
Someone at ESPN screwed up and suggested the Green Bay Packers won the NFC North in 2105. The Minnesota Vikings and their fans? Predictably enraged!...More
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Less Ditka, More Hasselbeck, We All Win
You won't be seeing former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka polluting the airwaves on ESPN's Sunday Countdown anymore, which is good news for all of us....More
3Packers Have Awesome Uniforms, According to Some ESPN Guy
ESPN lists rule. They can rank anything and are always spot on! Today, they've ranked uniforms and the Green Bay Packers score well. Here's the breakdown of this important list....More
12Michelle Beadle Is Probably Screwing Someone On Packers [Video]
ESPN's Michelle Beadle denies it, but the evidence seems to indicate she's having sex with Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews. There's also a rumor she told Aaron Rodgers, "I just want to get fucked." Rodgers did not comply....More
20Packers Get Five ESPY Nominations, No One Cares
The ESPYs, ESPN’s concocted sports award show, is on par with the Xbiz Awards as far as I’m concerned. Oh, you don’t know what the Xbiz Awards are? Well, they’re the wannabe AVN Awards, which is essentially the Oscars of...More
4ESPN Determines What We Already Knew: Packers Best Sports Franchise
ESPN The Magazine’s annual Best In Sports issue, which will hit the newsstands on Friday, has determined what we long knew to be true — the Green Bay Packers are the best franchise in sports. That’s right, not the NFL,...More
2Suck On That, Colin Cowherd!
I’ve never had an issue with ESPN Radio and television personality Colin Cowherd until recently, but that’s mostly because I stopped listening to anything he had to say several years ago. Back then, I often listened to his morning radio...More
27Anna’s Wish To Meet Packers Featured On Sunday NFL Countdown
You know I hate posting press releases on here, but sometimes something comes along that even my cold, cold heart cannot ignore. This is one of those times and it demonstrates once again why the Green Bay Packers are the...More
2Because They’re All Stupid Thugs In Minnesota
You knew it was true and now, so does ESPN’s Chris Mortensen. I have to give Kyle credit for pointing this out, but if you watch this video on Mort’s visit to Minnesota Vikings training camp, you’ll notice at the...More
6Outside The Lines’ Look At Johnny Jolly And Purple Drank
ESPN’s Outside The Lines recently took a look at Green Bay Packers defensive end Johnny Jolly’s trial for possession of codeine, and the rising popularity, particularly among athletes from Texas, of the drink Purple Drank. The segment doesn’t really say...More
10Aaron Rodgers May Or May Not Be Banging Erin Andrews
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has done it again. Rodgers’ streak of pulling hot broads, including Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Julie Henderson and Lady Antebellum lead singer Hilary Scott, apparently remains intact. That’s right. No mediocre Green Bay pussy...More
24Rodgers Calls Bashing Of ESPN Inappropriate
A lot of things we do are inappropriate, like telling the driver that just cut you off exactly what you think of him. That doesn’t necessarily make them wrong. Said driver may indeed lack intelligence, as you pointed out, but...More
7Aaron Rodgers Takes A Shot At ESPN
Yes, this happened late last week, but sometimes we’re a little slow around here at Total Packers headquarters. For instance, when we’re hungover. Anyway, Green Bay Packers’ quarterback Aaron Rodgers took a little swipe at ESPN and specifically, football analyst...More
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