For years now, the Packers have been shopping for bargain-basement receivers. When will it stop? In my previous post I listed draftees including: Charles Johnson and Kevin Dorsey (Round 7, 2013), and tight ends like D.J. Williams and Ryan Taylor...More
9The Minnesota Vikings selected Bucky Hodges in the sixth round of the NFL Draft. Seems logical, since he has the same stupid tattoos as Andrew Quarless, God's Gifts....More
5Somehow, former Green Bay Packers tight end Andrew Quarless has a job again. Leave it to the Detroit Lions to make that happen. Here's the lowdown....More
0God's Gifts is the gift that keeps on giving. The NFL has just now suspended former Green Bay Packers tight end Andrew Quarless for an incident in July 2015....More
5Over the years, a number of Green Bay Packers have been singled out as guys who were "making the jump." They turned out to be mostly garbage. Here's a brief history....More
5The Green Bay Packers have an undistinguished list of free agents entering the 2016 offseason. Here's our best bet at who stays and who goes. ...More
12The Green Bay Packers are at it again. They've placed Andrew Quarless on IR and brought up Robertson Daniel. He's a cornerback, so that's totally logical....More
12The Green Bay Packers' season may as well be over. They have placed superstar tight end God's Gifts on injured reserve, which pretty much ruins everything....More
11The Green Bay Packers finally drug Ty Montgomery out behind the barn and shot him, but it's not all bad. Your No. 1 boy God's Gifts is now back in action!...More
5God's Gifts would like to get back on the field pronto. So what's wrong with you, Big Ted? Why don't you cut some fool so Gifts can get back to shredding mofos?...More
9You'll never get it. Oh, wait, yes you will because this guy is ALWAYS injured. After teasing us last week, receiver Ty Montgomery is back on the shelf....More
6Well, here's an interesting photo of Green Bay Packers tight end Andrew Quarless. He appears to be grabbing his crotch. Maybe he just has to urinate?...More
14Green Bay Packers tight end Andrew Quarless received his punishment from the justice system today. Now we wait for the NFL to dole out theirs. Probation for Gifts. ...More
2It's the day you've all been waiting for! The day the Green Bay Packers get Andrew Quarless back on the field. Welcome back, God's Gifts! Now save the offense!...More
9The Green Bay Packers may finally get tight end Andrew Quarless back on the field this week. This will be interesting to watch for a number of reasons. ...More
11Have you met Virginia Tech tight end Bucky Hodges? You should. He's the only other person besides Andrew Quarless with God's Gift tattooed on his arms. ...More
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