If you're in need of a laugh on this glorious weekend, we'll remind you that you need look no further than that football team in Michigan. The Detroit Lions, forever a joke.
Butterball, or Matthew Stafford if you prefer, made sure to live up to his bro status even at his wedding. Thusly, he made our Matthew Stafford joke for us.
Some idiots in Detroit have purchased billboards for soon-to-be former Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh. They make zero sense. These Ndamukong Suh billboards are the dumbest.
Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh in Green Bay? Suh is a free agent, but the idea seems preposterous to us. Well, not to this clearly insane guy.
Butterball is getting married in April! If you've ever wondered what an NFL quarterback has on his wedding registry, here's your answer. What should we buy Matthew Stafford and Kelly Hall?
Detroit Lions defensive tackle and all-world shit stain Ndamukong Suh intentionally tried to injury Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers on Sunday. Here's the play.