Jordy Nelson is Back in the Game
Can Green Bay Packers receiver Jordy Nelson bounce back from his torn ACL injury? The team is certainly counting on...
Aaron Rodgers Loves the Sweats in Weekly Paparazzi Photo
Here's Aaron Rodgers' and Olivia Munn's weekly paparazzi photo. In this week's installment, Rodgers goes all the way with the...
Mark Murphy Might Be On a Packers Ticket Next Year!
Our favorite Green Bay Packer boss ever, Mark Murphy, just might find himself on a game ticket next year, thanks...
Former Packer Daryn Colledge Joins the National Guard
It's not regular Army, but former Green Bay Packers guard Daryn Colledge is doing something with his post-football life. He's...
Packers, Raiders Look Eerily Similar, But Aren’t
The Green Bay Packers and Oakland Raiders share a lot of similarities. They also have two major differences, which could...
Four Ways the Green Bay Packers Fail to Reach 12 Wins
The Green Bay Packers over/under win total for 2015 is 11. There's no way they don't win at least 12...
Could the Packers Get Offensive in the First Round?
The NFL Draft is right around the corner and everyone assumes the Green Bay Packers will go defense in round...
And He Pulled Up in a Windowless White Van…
After a brief layoff spent circling blocks around elementary schools in Aurora, Brad Childress is employed in the NFL again....
Jenn Sterger Wants to Be a WWE Diva
That's right. We're going to dust off this broad again, but only because she participated in a WWE Diva training...
Hey Everyone, Lance Easley is Still a Dick
Lance Easley, the dick who blew the last call of the Green Bay Packers loss to the Seattle Seahawks, is...
Buy More Pulltabs, You Ingrates!
The Minnesota Vikings new Hormel Chili Dome is on shaky ground again. It seems the locals haven't been buying enough...
You'll Be Happy to Know Brett Favre is a Good Tipper
Former Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre is a lot of things. A good tipper is among them, it seems....
Nick Barnett Gets Cut By Another Team
Former Green Bay Packers linebacker Nick Barnett is out of work again after getting cut by the awful Buffalo Bills....
Best of Super Bowl XLVII
Super Bowl XLVII pretty much sucked in the grand scheme of things, but there were some good moments. Here are...
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Here’s Where Packers Writers Crititicize Packers Fans
Did you know? It's not the Green Bay Packers fault they suck balls in the playoffs. It's the fans' fault....
Eight Years Ago Today, Randy Moss Did This
Never forget, Green Bay Packers fan. Even though he's now with the San Francisco 49ers, Randy Moss is and always...
Christian Ponder is Sorry His Vagina Hurt on Saturday, Everyone
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder missed his team's loss to the Green Bay Packers with a sore vagina. He wants...
Top 10 Green Bay Packers Stats We Wished They Kept
It's our first (and who knows, maybe last) Green Bay Packers' Top 10 List - Top 10 Green Bay Packers'...
What Brett Favre Told Packers Fans
From where I stand there is one big thing missing from this ridiculous Brett Favre saga - an acceptable message...
