Schadenfreude Alert: Owner of the Most Hated NFL Team Busted in Prostitution Ring
Charged with soliciting prostitution, New England Patriots d-bag billionaire owner has been arrested in Florida in relation to a six month long prostitution sting by local law enforcement.
From the Associated Press:
New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft is being charged with misdemeanor solicitation of prostitution after police said Friday he was twice videotaped paying for and receiving sex at an illicit massage parlor.
Jupiter police told reporters Friday that the 77-year-old Kraft hasn’t been arrested. A warrant will be issued and his attorneys will be notified.
The charge comes amid a widespread crackdown on sex trafficking in the area surrounding Palm Beach County. About 200 arrest warrants have been issued in recent days and more are expected. Police said they secretly planted undercover cameras in targeted massage parlors and videotaped the interactions between men and the female employees.
Well, shit. The owner of the New England Patriots was getting a happy ending at a strip mall massage parlor in Florida until the the police raided. You can’t even make shit like that up. According to the Washington Post, the charges are misdemeanors and Kraft is not currently in police custody.
As much as it pained America to see Tom Brady and his band of merry misfits claim another Super Bowl title, I think this news will help us get through this off season. The team everyone (except maybe Rob) loves to hate is at it again claiming the headlines. At least now it involves a billionaire and a happy ending for Patriots haters instead of that robot QB winning another ring.
BREAKING: New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft is being charged with two counts of soliciting someone to commit prostitution, stemming from a raid in a day spa in Florida. https://t.co/SIvAD4WsQd
— WKBT News 8 (@news8news) February 22, 2019