Well, Fuck This Season

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The Green Bay Packers managed to put up a whole 17 points on the two-win Arizona Cardinals. Nice, huh?

They lose 20-17. Run the table? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Aaron Rodgers knew not to say anything because he knew this team was shit.

It seemed like a debacle from the beginning. For Christ sake, 10-7 at half. Even though the Packers were up, they sure as shit weren’t up enough. This is a two — now three-win team we are talking about. And they came into Lambeau Fucking Field and pretty much rolled the Packers.

Once again, offense = total dogshit.

Aaron Jones was consistently blasted at the line or in the backfield. The guy who leads the league in yards per carry. You think there might be some weak spots on that line? Hmmmmmmm….

And fuck, the Cardinals stacked the box. They were like, okay, Aaron Rodgers, why doesn’t your shit-ass beat us, because we aren’t letting Aaron Jones do that?

Aaron Rodgers’ shit-ass had no intent of doing that. I’m tired of looking at the stats with this fucker. I saw him throw a ball in the dirt. Not even anyone in the route. He missed so many goddam throws in this game, that I can’t tell you he isn’t purposefully tanking anymore. I can’t tell you he doesn’t want to lose. I can’t tell you he isn’t trying to get Mike McCarthy fired.

Most importantly, I can’t tell you he isn’t shit.

Because that’s what Aaron Rodgers has been this season.

Hey, any thought of the playoffs are over. Mike McCarthy absolutely has to be gone at this point. Rodgers, based on his performance this season, may be embedded in his bearded relationship with Danica Patrick, and will suck for as long as he’s with her. Just come out already. We can handle it.

Who knows?

Hopefully that Ginger Gap Tooth piece of shit has the balls to pull some triggers. Season isn’t over?

Season is officially over.


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Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

55 Comments on "Well, Fuck This Season"

  1. ted

    Fuckin team wasn’t going anywhere anyway. I don’t think they could compete with the Saints or Rams in the playoffs. Fire Murphy, fire Mcfatass, and hire a real coach!! Just a few better draft picks and free agent signings, and be back better next year!!! Oh yeah and watch Viqueers choke down the stretch!!!

    • jeff ircink

      typical Packer fans who follow this site. GB’s season is shite and over and then come a slew of “watch the Viqueers and Bears choke down the stretch”. how many times do we have to hear that? i swear i’ve never read so many inbred comments coming from one team.

      • Ferris

        Go away idiot. Why do you follow the site? I notice you don’t say what team you are a fan of. You never need to read these comments again if you just go away. Learn how to spell shit before you go though.

        • PF4L

          He’s an “ex” Packer fan. I’m not sure who his team is this season.

          Plus he’s still mad from when i sent him a new dress, he’s still bitching it was the wrong size.

  2. Skinny

    Never thought id see this bad of football again in my lifetime. I mean this is mid 80s shit again. I mean I was a kid in those days. I dont know if im more amazed at how bad things have gotten in GB or at that the fact that 30 years have gone by.

    • icebowl

      This is a truly the way all the playoff talk from #12 and ownership had to end !!

      They can’t beat THE WORST TEAM in NFL led by a Rook QB…..
      This team is in for a rough ride for the remaining 4 weeks

      They need of Off-load Missin’ Crosby, MM (w staff) as a package

      Having nightmare flashbacks of Tony Dilweg behind center …..

      • Ferris

        Crosby needs to go with McCarthy. That’s 3 games this year alone. I know this was for a tie but still. You have one job asshat. Cue the…” I felt really good in practice” speech.

      • MM²SUCK

        ICEBOWL, those flashbacks appear to be heading back after Mark Murphy waited about way too many years to rid Green Bay of TT and MM . . . We may be watching Green Bay with less interest for the next few years if a good replacement is not found. Still NOT SOLD on Gutekunst. Without question this next off-season and draft will define our GM and his capabilities’ . . . Trusting that he will meet the challenge.

  3. Donald Welsh

    Our team is AWESOME! Maybe the Executive committee watched their great creation. Flatdick Murphy is a great football man. Show your support at Titletown Disneyland!

  4. PF4L

    “………based on his performance this season, may be embedded in his bearded relationship with Danica Patrick…”

    Atta boy Mordi….when all else fails, show your intellect, call Rodgers gay.

    I don’t understand the anger. Sometimes you have to go backwards, to go forward.

    I’m cool with everything…start packin Mikey :)

    • icebowl

      I was hoping Lions would pull an upset and relegate GB to cellar in NFC North ….
      That could’ve forced Murphy to make a change more quickly (like maybe even tomorrow) …

      The pain was amplified by being Forced to watch RedZone – split screen – had to endure watching Missin’ and Bears drive to eventual tie (luckily loss to GI-Ants).

      They say it’s always darkest before the dawn -the sun ain’t coming up for this team for a while …

      • PF4L

        I don’t even care about wins and losses now.

        I want two things in the next four weeks, get MVS, St. Brown, Tonyan, and Kumerow some targets, and a top 10 draft pick.

        I can’t wait for a new offense.

        The OT on Fox announced the McCarthy firing. Also citing his two Super Bowls……CLUELESS

        • Donald Welsh

          Well we’re happy now. But there’s an interesting problem with our quarterback. A lot of people think he tanked this year. What good coach is gonna want that situation? Especially if he’s 35 and making 30 sum mil. guaranteed? Last 4 games of this yearif he’s good he was tankin it, if he’s bad his skills are diminished. NO WIN situation So what coach will take that job.

          • PF4L

            A good coach will know better than he “tanked”.

            So if he’s good the last 4 games that’s proof he tanked? Couldn’t it just as well be proof Philbin and Rodgers are better together than what they had? Personally, i think it might improve, but not by much. Same receivers, Same rookie season, it takes time.

            My brain hurts now.

  5. PF4L

    So with training camp less than four weeks away, how does Murphy believe his changes are working?

    “Well, we’re undefeated,” Murphy said with a chuckle during an extensive interview with me in Green Bay on Thursday………………………… (DEEP LONG FORCED CHUCKLE).

    So what are Murphy’s expectations for 2018, a season that will mark the Packers’ 100th year of football?

    “Well, we are in Titletown,” Murphy said.

    Yes we are Murph, please repeat that 1,000 times, then start packing.

    I’m looking forward to the follow up interview with Murphy titled..”How did all that work out for you?”

    BROKEN

  6. Kato

    Didnt watch the game and thank God. Word on the street was Rodgers was dreadful, but his receivers also dropped balls.

    • Ferris

      Rosen was 11/26 for 149 and they won. Now that is dreadful. But great that it got 350 pounds of shit out of the building. I didn’t see any of the game…Ralph Breaks the Internet with my son was a way better use of my time.

  7. icebowl

    As stated above – you really have a sense that this team is just going through the motions…
    Is it all MM ?
    Can #12 really have gotten this bad …. ????

    Starting to believe the sabotage rumors !!!

      • PF4L

        I will never believe that. I don’t think that’s in Rodgers DNA. Why would he have 4th quarter comebacks?

        I think it’s more mental (poor play) for Rodgers, coupled with not having effective experience to throw to.

  8. Kato

    Bulaga got hurt again? Heard something about Spriggs filling in at RT and getting a holding call that nullified a big play to Cobb. Spriggs needs to be cut after the season. Bulaga may as well be. Constantly injured, and it won’t get better with age. If Rodgers really is throwing games, that is a really bad look, who the hell would want to coach him? I sure as hell wouldn’t. He is starting to remind me more and more of Brett Favre with his prima donna bullshit. Fuck him if that’s the guy he wants to be. Congrats on your new franchise record for pass attempts without a pick, that conservatism is really doing this team wonders, winning lots of ballgames.

    • Skinny

      Rodgers hit Cobb on a big big third down play late. But it was taken away by the Spriggs penalty. Early In the first quarter on 3rd and 10 McCarthy called a running play. That pretty much set the tone offensively for the rest of the day. Defense has regressed again too. I wouldn’t even care if Pettine gets canned at the end of the year at this point. Might as well blow the entire thing up.

    • Empacador

      Yeah buddy just came across the crawl here too!! Christmas comes early! Let’s see who snaps him up and how he turns around his next team.

  9. PF4L

    I’m actually shocked McGravy was fired immediately.

    This leads me to believe he knew it was coming for fact, and he requested to be let go now.

    Look for McCarthy to be inked with the Brownies within a week. the Browns aren’t the worst situation to walk into, some skilled players, cash and draft capital, and a proven GM.

    Sure…i could be wrong, but……………..

  10. shit and to think I almost got into a fight at the local sports bar because before the first half was over I told a couple of packer fans MM should be fired after the game win or lose. They both thought MM should get another year and were pissed that someone could believe that MM didn’t deserve another year. It will be interesting to see them next week.

    • PF4L

      lol…Yea….the McCarthy fan boys are going to be ripping Rodgers apart. Wish i could send them some tissues.

      • The biggest mistake MM made this year as a head coach was hiring Hostler as the offensive pass game coordinator. Hostler has never proven he could coordinate anything. Add in a young and inexperienced receiver coach Raih and you have a huge component besides the offensive line in what is going wrong with the receivers and pass game.

        • PF4L

          I don’t think he likes to hire real strong personalities, he likes being in charge and his staff of no sir, yes sir.

          Which would explain the lack of success from his coaching tree.

  11. TyKo Steamboat

    Thanks for 2010, Fat Mike. That was the one & only season I ever asked the football gods for a Super Bow & I promised I will never ask for another
    I like Eric Bieniemy from the Chiefs as our token head coach candidate … Not sure how I feel about McDaniels

    • Cheesemaker

      Agree – not sure about McDaniels. Anytime a guy craps the bed as badly as he did in Denver, I think he’s permanently damaged goods. Plus, look at the track record of Belichick’s former assistants. I’m guessing it’s awful and you can’t find a single NFL success. I realize Saban and Ferentz are former assistants, but their success has been in college.

  12. Big B

    Any idea whether Packers can get compensation for whoever might sign McCarthy since his contract runs through 2019? Relieved of his duties would seem to imply the contract is still valid/Packers control rights. Any lawyers out there?

    • PF4L

      Not a lawyer. But they fired him, i’m guessing…. like anyone else he’s free to go wherever he wants without compensation.

      But the Packers are probably on the hook for his salary through 2019

      • Kato

        Honestly, I wouldnt be surprised if the 2019 year was a team option. I feel like this team was never committed to keeping him beyond this year after his “2 year extension.”

        • If there wasn’t an option or the contract had some sort of out clause the Packers still might not have to pay any, or only part of the contract amount if MM signs with another team for next year. It is called off set language. Let’s say MM signs on with the Browns for 3 million and the Packers owe MM 6 million for next year. The Packers will pay 3 million to MM next year. The Browns would pay the other 3 million. If MM doesn’t coach in the NFL next year the Packers owe the full amount.

          What 2 year extension? I thought the team only extended MM one year late last season?

          • PF4L

            If i may…….

            They give him a 1 year extension, cloaked in secrecy and signed down in the top secret dungeon at 1265 Lombardi Ave. for privacy. Why would McCarthy sign a 1 year extension with a team option?

            That makes absolutely no sense.

  13. Cheese

    Lol, I’m not even gonna waste my time thinking up a message to write up for this game. This team is garbage. Congratulations on losing to the Cardinals at home for the first time in 1,000 years.

    Although it was probably a manufactured disagreement between him and Rodney Harrison, Tony Dungy said that he as shocked that McCarthy was fired partway through the season and that you shouldn’t do that to a SUPER BOWL winning coach. Apparently he hasn’t been watching this team for the past four years.

    Mike McCarthy fired on December 2nd, Aaron Rodgers birthday. How fitting… Enjoy your present kiddo.

  14. We can rejoice that yet another big part of the problem in GB has been eliminated. However, the root cause of this disaster still remains “in control”. Breaking News…stock in the Cleveland, OH Golden Coral just shot through the roof.

  15. Chazzer

    Murphy showed no respect to Mike firing him bc he brought the Packers much success. He should buy some class. I’m not even a Packers fan.
    If Aaron whined about it, then shame on him. Little Cal boy baby. I used to like Aaron, but sort of a baby now.

    • PF4L

      My first thought when i heard the news, was the same, i would have waited till the end of the season. I thought that for about 10 seconds. Then it occurred to me………

      Who is to say he wasn’t told to fire him.

      Who is to say their wasn’t other internal matters at play that caused the hasted firing.

      Maybe your right, and Murphy made the call, we just don’t know. In that scenario, i’d lose some respect for Murphy if…i had some to begin with.

      We don’t know, nor should we pretend that we know. That goes for a lot of people commenting in here.

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