See Ya Later, Gravy Fart!
Well, look at that. Mark Murphy does have a pair between his legs after all. The Green Bay Packers president shitcanned coach Mike McCarthy — Buffoon, Gravy Head, Gravy Fart — on Sunday.
The move comes after the Packers lost to an Arizona Cardinals team at home they should have destroyed. The Cardinals had two wins coming in. They have a rookie quarterback. They were ranked last in every major offensive category statistically. And yet, the Packers somehow managed to fall 20-17.
Was Aaron Rodgers out there short-arming throws and screwing up plays? Hell yeah.
Was he doing it on purpose? Maybe. As I said earlier, I can’t make the claim that he wasn’t at this point.
Still, this is a move we never expected from the Packers and their leadership. After the season, yes. During the season, never.
Just yesterday Murphy was talking about how the Packers had so much to play for. Now he has this to say.
“The 2018 season has not lived up to the expectations and standards of the Green Bay Packers. As a result, I made the difficult decision to relieve Mike McCarthy of his role as head coach, effective immediately,” Packers president Mark Murphy said in a statement. “Mike has been a terrific head coach and leader of the Packers for 13 seasons, during which time we experienced a great deal of success on and off the field. We want to thank Mike, his wife, Jessica, and the rest of the McCarthy family for all that they have done for the Packers and the Green Bay and Wisconsin communities. We will immediately begin the process of selecting the next head coach of the Green Bay Packers.”
Goddam right it hasn’t lived up to expectations.
No playoffs two years in a row?
Yeah, we’re entitled. We deserve to be. We’re not fucking Vikings fans.
Offensive coordinator Joe Philbin will be the interim coach.
And if the search is starting now, good bet the Packers are going after a college coach. Oklahoma’s Lincoln Riley is the first guy on my list.
Now, let’s get the tank on! But shhhhhhhh! Don’t tell anyone!