Recently I learned that Monty invented sarcasm and no one else was allowed to use it. *wipes tears with $100 bill*
Anyways, it’s GAME DAY!!!
Hopefully you’ll be watching in a nice cozy place at home or with friends. I currently live abroad outside the USA so I will be watching Philbin shit bricks in 240p on someone’s Facebook stream. I would much rather see the Bears lose in full HD glory but such is life. We are the underdog today but at least there is still a chance in hell of playoffs. Either way, our salary cap is looking healthy next year and the draft should have fans excited. FYI, they’re 97-94-6 in the series.
As for new content on the site, we are open to submissions if you email us at contact AT totalpackers.com – This site is for shits and giggles so let’s try not to take it too seriously or get our panties in a wad over who writes what. If you can do better, submit your article and I will publish it as long as it is coherent. Do not expect any hard-breaking commentary from me until I figure out what the fuck I’m doing. Also contact us if you are having any technical issues with the site as we recently migrated to a new server. This site uses a really outdated theme and it will be replaced soon so prepare yourself for that change.