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The Drew Kaser Mystery Has Been Solved

Leave it Demovsky too get to the bottom of this one. The Green Bay Packers signed punter Drew Kaser on Saturday, filling up their final open roster spot.

They still have punter JK Scott on the roster. Why do you need two punters?

You don’t and Kaser won’t be around for long. He was signed as a second option because Scott’s wife is due to have a baby pretty much any moment now. If those wheels start turning, Scott is going to dip out to be with his wife.

Based on this information, it would seem logical that Kaser would be the Packers punter against New England. What if Scott’s wife goes into labor during the game and he wants to leave, but he’s the only active punter? Then the Packers would pretty much be screwed.

It’s been noted by several sources that the Packers won’t have both punters active for the game. That would be a waste of a roster spot.

So it looks like Kaser kicks for a game and then gets released. Then maybe the Packers can make a run at Bruce Irvin.

Joseph Bonham

Joseph is a fiction writer when he isn't doing this. In his spare time he likes to do manly things like drink beer and procreate.



  1. MJ November 4, 2018

    Howard called it!
    “The logic is probably as simple as Scott is very sick, or he has a wife, and they are expecting a baby, or someone close to Scott is very ill.”

    1. PF4L November 4, 2018

      Listen people…….i’m getting tired of everyone always praising Howard ok. So maybe he deserves it, i don’t care…..fucking knock it off.

  2. PF4L November 4, 2018

    If Scott thinks his wife is going to pop, why even travel if he isn’t going to be active? Him traveling tells me he will be active, otherwise, why would he travel?

    Why do both make the trip if only one is active?

    Why do i feel like i’m in the twilight zone?

  3. Skinny November 4, 2018

    I miss the old days when pro athletes missed the births of their kids and didn’t even think twice about it. Hell Mickey Mantle never met his kids until the off seasons.

  4. TyKo Steamboat November 4, 2018

    Opening kickoff!!! Pats get ball at own 41.

    We still cant kick a fucking touchback! Wow! Kick a fucking touchback already !!!!