If Mike McCarthy — Fat Mike — wasn’t on the hot seat before this, then Mark Murphy — Ginger Gap Tooth — is a bigger fucking idiot than we thought.
Like maybe the kinda guy who thought… hmmmm… maybe you couldn’t drive a damn Cadillac through this gap in my front teeth. Maybe I am handsome. Who doesn’t like a gap-toothed ginger?
All women, Alfred! All of them! What? You worry?
Well, you gotta worry now, dumbass. Because your stupid power structure means you now have to fire the Green Bay Packers shitty coach. General manager Brian Gutekunst may have been sabotaging him, but who cares? It’s been a long time coming. And it’s coming, as we predicted.
We’re not just saying it, Ian Rapoport is saying it.
“Mike McCarthy is certainly now on the hot seat for Green Bay,” Rapoport said. “He needs to close strong, it feels like, to keep his job in Green Bay. Obviously, one of the longest tenured coaches in the NFL and that is all in doubt.
“And there’s a couple reasons why. One of them does involve the disconnect with Aaron Rodgers — the tension there regarding the direction of the offense. Rodgers has been pretty vocal about his frustration with play-calling and the lack of creativity was there on Thursday night. That, of course, is something CEO Mark Murphy will have to make a big decision on at the end of the year.”
Big decision? Not really.
Finish strong? For what? To miss the goddam playoffs?
To be one and done?
Maybe let’s lose in another NFC Championship?
Put your fucking house on the market, Fat Mike. Oh, right. You don’t have to do that because you married that broad from KI. She’s worth more than you. Hopefully, she can pour gravy down your throat for the rest of your life.