You Don’t Stop The $134 Million Man
The Green Bay Packers fell behind the Chicago Bears on Sunday night. They fell behind by 20 — 20-0 as I recall.
Bears fans we’re hoopin’ and hollerin’! Livin’ it up!
I fuckin’ told them — listen, you cunts — I pointed straight at QB1 — we got him. You got a sack of shit. And guess who was right?
Not a fucking Chicago Bears fan.
AR surely didn’t start hot, but he finished like an assassin. Rodgers went for 286 yards, three touchdowns and no picks. All three of those touchdowns came in the fourth quarter. They came after the Bears had a 20-3 lead. They came after all of Chicago assumed they had the game won. They came when everyone counted the Green Bay Packers and Aaron Rodgers out.
And then he just started to play. Because QB1 only needs one fucking quarter to beat Mitchell Trubisky and the shitbag Chicago Bears.
So you go ahead and sign up Khalil Mack, fucking Superman and maybe Batman. We’re still going to own you. We don’t even need four quarters of football to do so. Only one. You can do whatever you want in the first three.
Tell me more, you fucking shitstains.
Your daddy lives in Green Bay.