Oh, Packers Should Sign Jay Culter, Eh?
Well, how about this? The Green Bay Packers should sign former Chicago Bears great, quarterback Jay Cutler?
Ironic, since Jay Cutler is also a Green Bay Packers great, without ever having played for the team.
Anyway, that was the suggestion by former Bears coach Dave Wannstedt. And not in any sort of ironic fashion, it seems. Wannstedt appeared on the McNeil & Parkins Show on 670 The Score in Chicago on Friday. And let me just say, these are two guys with faces for radio, but get this…
“How can you have any confidence that Aaron Rodgers doesn’t play that the backup can come in and win for you,” Wannstedt said. “They should sign Jay Cutler. I’m serious. They have to have someone there in case something happens.”
Can you imagine CUTTY! in a Packers uniform? My head just might explode.
Hell, he could throw to Packers DBs everyday in practice! But then, using that reverse psychology, would be forced to throw to Packers receivers during the actual game! Because Jay Cutler just likes the green uniforms. As long as the Packers aren’t playing the Jets, everything should go according to plan.
Such a move would not be unprecedented. The Packers had The Punky QB, Jim McMahon backing up Brett Favre in 1995 and 1996. Got him a second ring for Christ sake. But I suppose fair enough for Charles Martin (greatest Packer ever).
Unfortunately, adding our main man CUTTY! is never going to happen.
Cutler is starring in his wife’s latest reality show. No idea what it’s called, but am told CUTTY! is the only entertaining part of it. This comes as zero surprise to me. CUTTY! is nothing if not top-quality entertainment.
After Cutler spent last season with the Dolphins, the wife was apparently like, “it’s my time.” And that means no more football for Cutler. Only reality shows from his untalented wife.
And if you’re going to sign Cutler, then why didn’t you just sign Colin Kaepernick last year? Brett Hundley was nothing short of dog shit. Do you think Kapernick couldn’t have given the Packers a couple more wins than Hundley? I do. But, ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! He brought attention to injustices against black people! We can’t have that in Green Bay!
There aren’t even any black people that live in Green Bay!
So, as ironically delicious as it would be if the Packers signed Jay Cutler, it’s never going to happen.
Mike McCarthy is going to want to stick with his guys. And those guys would be DeShone Kizer and Tim Boyle. Just like he stuck with Hundley in 2017. He’s a fat, gravy-headed buffoon and the only thing he can really comprehend is the deliciousness of gravy.
Of course, general manager Brian Gutekunst isn’t Ted Thompson. If Rodgers is down for an extended period, perhaps if he injures the knee worse, and Kizer doesn’t perform a move will be made. We doubt the Packers are going to run Boyle, an undrafted rookie free agent, out there and throw him to the wolves.
It’s all hypothetical for now, but CUTTY! on the Packers? Unfortunately, not happening.