Everyone wants to bitch. Well, everyone wants to bitch about Clay Matthews’ roughing the passer call against the Vikings. Vikings fans, regardless if they were gifted a non-loss, want to turn around and point the finger at the same call on Lance Kendricks earlier in the game.
That obviously didn’t cost them a win, but they’re a bunch of fucking dickholes. And you can’t reason with a dickhole. That’s because dickholes only spout urine and transmit venereal disease.
Nonetheless! Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has an opinion on the league’s new, overbearing emphasis on protecting the quarterback.
And he would like to be protected less.
“Some of the rules I think, some of the rules are going in the wrong direction… It’s still a collision sport,” Rodgers said. “Those to me were not penalties, on Clay and on Kendricks.”
How’s that, dumbass NFL?
And yes, you know what? We all bitch about the Clay penalty, but the Kendricks penalty probably should have been a non-penalty as well.
Remember when football used to be a big boy’s game?
The league is so up its own ass about player safety these days they are taking the game we love and bastardizing it. No offense to any of our female readers, but hell, you’ll be able to play quarterback in the NFL in 10 years. Well, so long as you’re over six feet and have a cannon arm. But shit, no one will be able to touch you by that time. Just stand in the pocket with that red jersey on, pick the defense apart.
While they’re trying to eliminate kickoffs, why don’t they just eliminate the whole defensive line? Shit, let’s eliminate the outside linebacker position as well! NO MORE RUSHING THE PASSER!
We’ll just roll with nine defensive backs and two linebackers (only inside, can’t play anywhere else) in case, you know, someone wants to run the football.
Who the hell are the offensive linemen going to block? I DON’T KNOW! WHO CARES?!
Maybe just sub them all out and go with the nine receiver set! I bet your lady quarterback can hit one of them!