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There’s A Lot Of Swearing In The Packers’ Locker Room

Mordecai Jones by Mordecai Jones
August 15, 2018
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So here’s Demovsky talking to Davante Adams about his failure to reach 1,000 yards in any season. Hint: Davante doesn’t care, still thinks he’s one of the best receivers in the NFL (might be), and wants respect (should have it).

There’s that in a nutshell. All you need to know about it.

Here’s the amusing part. Left tackle David Bakhtiari, who has a locker close to Adams, starts to chime in.

And we’ll print what he actually said…

“It’s the adversity he went through that makes him so great,” Bakhtiari said. “I’ve commended him from when he had his shit that he went through, there was a fork in the road. He could have went one of two ways. He could’ve been a shitbird — just a talent who couldn’t pick it up — or he could go the other direction. And he decided, ‘I’m not going to let you guys or anyone else write my story.'”

Shitbird!

Almost as nice as my favorite word — shitheel.

DBak, feel free to use that next time. In this manner — Davante Adams could have been a shitheel.

But it keeps going.

Now that The Persian Aversion has thrown money in the swear jar, let’s amp it up!

“I feel like you guys have asked it in different ways but at the end of the day it was never a matter of me not being a good player or I slacked off in the offseason and came in bullshitting or something like that,” Adams said. “I didn’t play the way I wanted to based on an injury, but during the season I’m not going to say that. People don’t care. But when you have a lingering ankle all year and then you tear your ACL in the playoff when it’s my coming out (party) — which was a late coming out game, I admit — but those are the things right there.”

So that was supposed to be your cotillion? Your journey into womanhood?

Never mind….

Swears all over the place!

Not wholesome, and some Green Bay Packers fans who are offended by this site would be appalled. Appalled, I say!

How dare they!

Packers players swear. Holy hell, Batman!

But here’s the more important thing. We just came up with a bomb-ass and completely relevant nickname for David Bakhtiari. He’s The Persian Aversion.

We will be referring to him as such henceforth.

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Comments 9

  1. Avatar for Kato Kato says:
    4 years ago

    Biggest waste of 5 minutes in my life. Hopefully people see this comment before reading

    • Avatar for Mitch Anthony Mitch Anthony says:
      4 years ago

      Where is Rob Born? Is Rob Born okay? Is he still a contributor here?

      If so, bring back Rob stories and ditch this shit.

      • Avatar for Kato Kato says:
        4 years ago

        Yeah I wonder if something is up with him

      • Avatar for Tucson Packer Tucson Packer says:
        4 years ago

        Rob Born >>>>>> ‘Ol Mordecai. All day, everyday.

  2. Avatar for Cheese Cheese says:
    4 years ago

    Oh look, more people telling us how great we should think Davante is.

  3. Avatar for NachoDan NachoDan says:
    4 years ago

    “When life starts throwing you shit balls, you gotta get a shite bat.” -Jim Lahey

  4. Avatar for Icebowl Icebowl says:
    4 years ago

    WTF mordy

  5. Avatar for PF4L PF4L says:
    4 years ago

    Curse words have no place in NFL locker rooms.

    These are the kind of articles we like….cutting edge!

  6. Avatar for The Money Mike The Money Mike says:
    4 years ago

    Randy, what do we usually do in this situation?
    I dunno. We call the cops, Mr. Lahey.
    And then what happens, Randy?
    Oh, then they come and they arrest the boys and they go into jail for a few months.
    For a few months, right. We need to eliminate them permanently, Randy.
    How do we do that?
    Who owns the hash in the driveway?
    Well, Cyrus and his gang
    Exactly. Randy, I got $100 here for groceries. I got $1,400 here for liquor and I got $6,000 for you to go and bail out a couple of shit puppets. We may need a few more shit puppets for our play, and they gotta be angry shit puppets. And you gotta make ’em angry. You say whatever it takes to get them angry, but they’re not angry at us. Shit puppets are supposed to be angry at other shit puppets. Take the bus.
    Listen, Mr. Lahey, they could kill one another.
    Wouldn’t that be nice?
    Yeah, but we can’t be involved with murder.
    Exactly, Randy.
    Mr. Lahey, is this you talking, or the liquor?

    Randy… I am the liquor.

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