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Who Wants Ted Thompson’s Bachelor Pad?

It looks like it’s time for Big Ted to make his official exit from Green Bay.

Even though he was removed as general manager of the Green Bay Packers back in February. Even though he was nowhere to be found throughout the offseason. Even though Brian Gutekunst is clearly running the show…

The Packers were still pretending Ted Thompson has a role with the team. It appears they are ready to stop pretending. Big Ted is selling his De Pere bachelor pad.

What could you have in Big Ted’s lair? Well, as you might expect, it’s pretty plain, just like Big Ted himself. There is certainly no woman’s touch, but there is a dock!

And just think, for $499,900 you can get 2,113-square feet and live in the place where Big Ted was masturbating during free agency.

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!



  1. Bobby D July 19, 2018

    House comes complete with a garage full of K-Y Jelly, his leather chaps and piles of men’s underwear. Only woman that ever entered that house was from children’s protective services. Fucking freak!!

  2. Cheese July 20, 2018

    Are you sure that’s not just part of an assisted living community? Fuckin Ted, trying to sell his part of the old folks home like he owns it. This was probably his Plan B when he found out he couldn’t trade his room for a handful of 7th round draft picks.

  3. Ferris July 21, 2018

    It just looks like it has old man smell. But could be a gimmick game/vacation rental, people would stay there. Not me but some people.

  4. PF4L July 21, 2018

    For those of us who were all giddy over this because we thought he was leaving. I have it on good authority he
    is selling only because he bought a new home that is handicap accessible.