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Well, Donald Driver Got Laid Last Night

Yesterday was former Green Bay Packers receiver Donald Driver’s wife Betina’s birthday. And there’s no doubt what he had in mind.

The good old in and out.

“Lastly, I can’t wait to celebrate tonight when we blow out the candles and turn out the lights.”

I don’t know any other way you can take that. Frankly, I have no problem with him alluding to sex, but I do find it amusing. Donald Driver has to be one of the most wholesome Packers, maybe ever. Right up there with Bart Starr and Jordy Nelson.

I mean, can you even picture Jordy Nelson having sex? I think he’s probably still a virgin.

DD has the look in his eye, though. Cue the porno music.

Also, his wife could still kick your ass. Sun’s out, guns out!

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!