News Flash: Aaron Rodgers Good At Football

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Aaron Rodgers is the fucking man!

It’s the dead part of the NFL season, so sometimes you get stories so pointless that you just have to laugh. And in our case, make fun of.

Local guys like Demovsky and former Donald Trump lawyer Michael Cohen have learned. They’ve learned to do nothing during this period. Take a frickin’ vacation. Get up to Minocqua. Guys like Pro Football Talk’s Michael David Smith do not know this and Floors has to keep churning out content, regardless of how pointless, anyway.

Smith delivered us this revelation today: Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is good at football.

But why is Aaron Rodgers good at football? Well, specifically: Aaron Rodgers’ avoidance of interceptions is incredible.

Incredible!

The piece goes on to list some stats like these.

  • 78 career interceptions
  • throws an interception on 1.6 percent of his passes
  • career-high interceptions is 13

Then there’s this gem right here: If Rodgers plays until he’s 50 and throws 14 interceptions every single year, he’ll still have fewer career interceptions than Brett Favre.

Well, no shit, Sherlock. Brett Favre threw interceptions at a prolific clip. He’s the all-time record holder in that category for Christ sake.

We all know Rodgers doesn’t throw interceptions. That he is both very accurate and risk-adverse, which is why he’s always running out of the pocket and sometimes holding onto the ball longer than he should.

But thanks for this new information.


About The Author

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

11 Comments on "News Flash: Aaron Rodgers Good At Football"

  1. Cheese

    Thanks for the heads up on the pointless article from another website. I didn’t see the original, but I can’t imagine this one is any more informative.

  2. PF4L

    It’s the dead part of the NFL season, so sometimes (most times) you get stories so pointless that you just have to laugh. And in my case, make fun of. – Mordecai

  3. Deepsky

    You know, Rodgers last game, he missed quite a few long throws. Now, I know he was coming back from injury, probably too soon, but until I see him hit the same throws he could once hit in his sleep, I’m of the belief his shoulder injury is impacting his game. You crash a Ferrari and bend the frame, it’s not going to ever drive the same.

    This might be the reason he wants a 100% guaranteed contract.

    • Cheese

      Guaranteed contract or not, I’m pretty sure Rodgers is set for life. I don’t think his collar bone has anything to do with him trying to get paid.

      • PF4L

        ^^What he said^^

        Rodgers is the last person the Packers should worry about taking money they haven’t earned.

        Rodgers was out for 8 weeks or whatever it was, and he came back and threw something like 45 attempts (too much). Did you think he’d have 5td’s, no picks, and a passer rating of 145 against the Panthers defense? Maybe if Hundley was half as good as some of you ***** proclaimed, Rodgers wouldn’t have had to be rushed back. C’MON MAN!!

        What am i going to read next on here…..the Packers should sit or trade Rodgers and have Hundley…oops, check that…i mean Kizer, take this team deep?

        I meant no offence to the 2015 pre-season MVP winner Brett Hundley.

        Yes, i think were all done with some writers and others telling us how good Brett Hundley is. Thank the good Lord!

  4. PF4L

    PF4L
    07/09/2018 at 5:20 pm
    Where is it written that Rodgers expressed he wanted a 100% guaranteed contract. Can you please send the link, i’d love to read this.

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