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Jaire Alexander Milks A Cow, Almost Gets Crapped On

I don’t really know what else to say. Green Bay Packers rookie cornerback Jaire Alexander recently found out what it’s like to work on a dairy farm.

Considering Alexander is from Charlotte, this likely was a bit of culture shock. Yer in the country now, son!

While on the farm, Alexander pulled some teats or to you laymans, milked a cow by hand.

And then he almost got crapped on. Cows are indiscriminate to when and where when it comes to taking a dump.

This is quite humorous.

Joseph Bonham

Joseph is a fiction writer when he isn't doing this. In his spare time he likes to do manly things like drink beer and procreate.