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High Praise All Around For The Packers

Who’s going to the Super Bowl this year? The Green Bay Packers, of course! Do you know why?

Because apparently, everyone is just awesome! Or at least these guys are.

NFL Network is in Green Bay this week for the start of training camp. So was ESPN’s NFL Live crew for that matter.

But here’s the latest report from the Network, where everyone is awesome. Let’s go down the list.

  • Aaron Rodgers — in the best shape of his life (just like last year)
  • Jimmy Graham and Rodgers have a blossoming relationship (bromance)
  • Davante Adams looks fantastic — beefed up and lean (she saw him naked)
  • David Bakhtiari could be the best left tackle in football (is)

It’s all rosy, people!

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Joseph Bonham

Joseph is a fiction writer when he isn't doing this. In his spare time he likes to do manly things like drink beer and procreate.

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  1. Cheese July 27, 2018

    “Obviously, Rodgers missed nine games a season ago. This team scored eleven fewer points without him. Brett Hundley was the quarterback.”

    Only eleven fewer points all season without Rodgers? Why that’s only a TD and two safeties, or a TD/ 2PT conversion and a field goal.

    I wish they would stop saying Rodgers hasn’t had a consistent tight end since Jermichael Finley. Finley was anything but consistent.

    1. Empacador July 28, 2018

      He was consistent at running his mouth! Too bad his production didn’t match.