Green Bay Packers running back Aaron Jones got The Ginger Hammer earlier today. He was suspended for two games for smoking some weed.
The HORROR! The HORROR!
Anyway, despite the stupidity of all of it. And I mean all of it, including telling a fucking cop that you were actually smoking weed, Jones has learned a lesson.
And first, let me say: “No officer, that is not the case, I will need to call my lawyer now if you persist in this line of questioning.”
But hey, things you don’t learn in your 20s…
So here’s the apology.
This won’t Define Me🙏🏾🧀 pic.twitter.com/b7mnhGf6wX
I doubt it will define you. Or maybe I hope it won’t define you.
Thing is, now you’re in the system. There’s no more room to fuck up.
Once you’re in any system, and I can tell you this as fact, you’re pretty much fucked straight up. There’s nothing good about being in a system.
So I don’t know. Is this the end of Aaron Jones and the five-plus yards per carry and game-winning touchdown runs?
It has happened. I hope it doesn’t happen in this case.