Do You Think Jerry Kramer Will Wear These Vans?

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The Pro Football Hall of Fame is going to ignore Terrell Owens. They are going to ignore him because, despite being a member of the 2018 class, Owens will not attend the induction ceremony.

It’s kind of a stand-off between two vaginas. Owens, being the prima donna that he is, is ticked because he wasn’t a first-ballot Hall of Famer. His statistics say he should have been, but we know he was initially kept out because of his bullshit antics. He doesn’t get that. The Hall of Fame, on the other hand, could have taken the high road. They could have honored Owens anyway, but they won’t because he has decided not to show up.

It’s the kind of you-wronged-me-so-now-I’ll-wrong-you crap you went through with your high school girl/boyfriend. And only T.O.

However, Owens did bring one thing to this induction class. He had custom sneakers made for each of his fellow inductees. And these are the ones he had made for former Green Bay Packers guard Jerry Kramer.

So, do you think Jerry actually ever wears these? I mean, hell, they’re slip-ons and when you get old, one less thing to do!

Probably don’t really fit with Jerry’s style, but the utility of it all, perhaps. Perhaps T.O. is Jerry Kramer’s new best friend.


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1 Comment on "Do You Think Jerry Kramer Will Wear These Vans?"

  1. PF4L

    For someone who won’t be coming to the inductions, he’s devoting some time and cash into paying homage to his fellow inductee’s.

    So it dawned on me….Is this just T.O being the attention seeking whore he’s alway’s been? Is it plausible he’s playing everyone and he’ll be showing up? Gun to my head, i’d have to bet he’ll be there when it’s all said and done.

    When it came to football, this cat could ball. Outside of that, not so much to like.

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