What The Hell Is Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Talking About?
Just going to say it. I like this guy less and less with each passing day.
Not only is Ha Ha Clinton-Dix overrated. He’s overrated in his own mind.
Sure, he undeservedly made a Pro Bowl a couple years ago, but then he went and sucked it up badly for the following season. Let’s not ever forget this suckbag play.
Man, I don't even know what Ha Ha Clinton-Dix is doing anymore. #Packers pic.twitter.com/vgSJlCXBQ2
— Dusty (@DustyEvely) January 1, 2018
But apparently, Clinton-Dix — who hasn’t been around for OTAs because he thinks he needs a new contract — needs to remind himself how good he thinks he is.
Let’s look at what appears to be an unprompted Twitter rant.
Don’t get facts confused with feelings.
— Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (@haha_cd6) June 8, 2018
Can someone tell me how similar my stats were from 2016 & 2017? Asking for a friend?
— Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (@haha_cd6) June 8, 2018
And I’m going to stop right there for a second. By his own admission, Clinton-Dix sucked ass in 2017. But keep going.
Open ya eyes internet gangster. -Kt
— Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (@haha_cd6) June 8, 2018
Pls Check my Resume from middle school til now bout the pig Skin.
— Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (@haha_cd6) June 8, 2018
You’ve never made a resume. Let’s not pretend otherwise. I would be surprised if you knew how to open Microsoft Word or what a PDF was.
I hold my weight.
— Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (@haha_cd6) June 8, 2018
I think what you mean is you carry your weight or perhaps pull your weight, but no. No you don’t.
The problem with Clinton-Dix, and this has been documented, is that he thinks he’s one of the top safeties in the game. He isn’t, but he believes that. Earl Thomas, Kam Chancellor, Landon Collins, Harrison Smith, Micah Fucking Hyde (thanks Ted).
Clinton-Dix couldn’t carry one of those dudes’ jock strap.
Back to the Pro Bowl, he’s going!
Chokeon-Dicks needs to watch that video clip before spouting off…
Eric Berry?
I would also take Eric Weddle. Look, HHCD isn’t terrible, but he is just a league average safety. Corner play may have affected him a bit last year, but is not a good excuse
Let him play out the season and most likely let him walk in free agency-I’d be wary of committing big $ to this guy. I’m not sure there’s much drop-off from HHCD to Brice, Evans, et al. Packers already have too much high end money committed to underperforming players, see Mathews, Clay, Perry, Nick, and Cobb, Randall. 2 of the 3 can walk at the end of the year, but we are yoked to Perry for several more injury plagued underwhelming seasons. 8 Figure salaries need to deliver impact performance.
Is it going to be too soon to nominate Mr. Clinton-Dix as the front-runner for the Mr. Distraction award for 2018? I know it is very early in the football year but he seems to be off to a good start.
I guess we should try to glean positives where one can. With a bunch of young players around there is a walking talking tweeting example of someone you can point to and say, “Don’t be that guy.”
Funny thing is if you compare HHCD and Charlie Peprah’s best seasons they are pretty similar. HHCD had more tackles but Peprah had more plays on the ball
Would Ronnie lott have given up on playing football, like Dix did last year ALA dirt bag Bennett, after Rogers got hurt? I don’t think so! Great players just like to play football.
Maybe Dix should pursue a career as an Eddie Murphy double, in Hollywood, where he’ll get the attention he thinks he deserves.