These Go Up To 11 For Aaron Rodgers
It is one of my favorite moments in a movie of all time. Why not just make 10 louder? But these go up to 11.
Yes, they do.
And they are one louder.
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers missed most of last season after he was body-slammed by perennial piece of shit, Anthony Barr, who personifies the Minnesota Vikings. Well, apparently AR has an 11 setting, which we totally welcome.
“This year, it’s (last year’s ‘revenge tour’) taken up to 11, past 10,” defensive lineman Mike Daniels said, laughing. “It’s going to get pretty ugly for some defenses out there.”
Why not just make 10 louder?
Because 10 isn’t enough. We’re cranking this shit up to 11, just for the Stinkings. They will pay, as they should. Not only will they pay in having an empty trophy case. Not only will they pay as a franchise that hangs division title banners while we laugh at them. But they will pay at the hands of the only elite quarterback in the NFC North.
Kirk Cousins. Welcome aboard. The Green Bay Packers are going to fuck you right in the mouth.
Two games with the Vikings? I’ll be generous. Total outcome: 753 to 3, Packers.
But feel free to call me when you actually win a game that counts, suckbags. I’d send my maid over to dust your trophy case as a courtesy, but you don’t fucking have one.
These go up to fucking 11.