Hell, the US national team didn’t bother to even make the World Cup. What’s the next best thing? For some, it’s the Mexican national team.
Unless you just like singular players, such as Cristiano Ronaldo, who pulled off a pretty sweet hat trick against Spain on Friday. Then you like Portugal. Or maybe Lionel Messi, who failed miserably on a penalty kick, which ultimately resulted in a draw against Iceland, this weekend. Then you like Argentina. Or, hell, maybe you just like Iceland because… Iceland has a goddam soccer team? Maybe you’re a frontrunner and you like Brazil. They are supposedly the World Cup favorite. Neymar can play some ball, as is usually the case with a dude who only has one name. Isn’t that right, Demovsky? But Brazil just had a lackluster draw with… Switzerland. Doesn’t everyone ski there?
Perhaps you’re just a brute force, team-play, no big stars kinda person and Germany is your team. They are the defending champs. Well, they just got beat by Green Bay Packers defensive end Mike Daniels’ team on Sunday. And that team is apparently Mexico.
What else can you say about this?
— NFL México (@nflmx) June 17, 2018
What I don’t quite understand is what the stupid Dallas Cowboys mural in the back is about. Couldn’t you find some other mural to eat tacos in front of, Mike?
Anyway, congrats to Mexico. Huge win over those Kraut bastards.