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Jamaal Williams’ Fanny Pack Is Better Than Yours

Fanny packs are the things of Midwestern dads on vacation in warm locales. They’re the things of British tourists at Disneyland. They are also the thing of Green Bay Packers running back Jamaal Williams.

Williams’ fanny pack is better than those other fanny packs, though.

That’s because Williams’ fanny pack is made by Louis Vuitton.

Do you know how much that thing cost? About $700.

Seems like money well spent, no? On a fanny pack.

Whether it is made by Louis Vuitton or not, that is still a goddam fanny pack, bro. Williams will make $555,000 in the second year of his rookie contract in 2018. He can probably afford a few more accessories if he wants.

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!