Jamaal Williams’ Fanny Pack Is Better Than Yours

Fanny packs are the things of Midwestern dads on vacation in warm locales. They’re the things of British tourists at Disneyland. They are also the thing of Green Bay Packers running back Jamaal Williams.

Williams’ fanny pack is better than those other fanny packs, though.

That’s because Williams’ fanny pack is made by Louis Vuitton.

Very few people can make a @LouisVuitton FANNY PACK look and seem fashionable/cool.@jswaggdaddy is one of those people.#BYU #BYUSN #BYUMediaDay
cc: @packers pic.twitter.com/1kHKV3OErK

— Spencer Linton (@Spencer_Linton) June 22, 2018

Do you know how much that thing cost? About $700.

Seems like money well spent, no? On a fanny pack.

Whether it is made by Louis Vuitton or not, that is still a goddam fanny pack, bro. Williams will make $555,000 in the second year of his rookie contract in 2018. He can probably afford a few more accessories if he wants.