The timing seems right.
Danica Patrick is done with her lackluster racing career. It seems she’s done promoting her book or whatever else. Therefore, it would make sense that Patrick and Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers are done as a couple.
It’s a relationship we always figured was a sham anyway.
After all, Rodgers is gay.
Here’s what Terez tells us.
Aaron Rodgers PR relationship with Danica Patrick might not have a happy ending. Word on the street is they’re spending time apart. All Aaron’s pictures have been scrubbed from Danica’s Instagram.
I didn’t bother to check Patrick’s Instagram. That would be too arduous.
Personally, I have never found her to be all that attractive. Don’t get me wrong — she’s not ugly. But if you’re going to have a beard, based on looks alone, then Olivia Munn is a much better choice.
Based on personality, not so much.
But here’s an interesting fact.
While Rodgers may “date” high-profile women, none of them are particularly good at anything, other than being a “celebrity.” Certainly not on Rodgers’ level at his profession.
Rodgers is one of the best at what he does.
Munn is in shitty movies, which would suggest she’s not much of an actress. Patrick is a shitty race car driver. Or, was, I should say. Who else has he seriously dated? Destiny Newton, a bartender the last time we checked.
And our boy was actually engaged to that bartender.
It’s disappointing, but Rodgers wants to be this public figure. Fine.
Do that, but at least be honest with us.
Hell, be honest with yourself.
FUCK U DANICA HATERS!!!!!!! AND I AM TALKING ABOUT U MORDECAI JONES!!! DANICA AND A RON RODGERS ARE STILL TOGETHER AND FUCKING EACH OTHER UNLIKE U JONES WHO IS FUCKING A BLOW UP DOLL!!!! SO HAVE FUN MAKING FUN OF DANICA BUT SHE IS LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK ASSHOLES!!!!!
Nah, Danica sucks. Aaron is a smart guy to kick her to the curb.
Weird….the amount of new user names each time the Lonely Boy is released from County lock-up.
Mordecai’s blow up doll is much better looking than Danica though. And also better at racing cars!
So tell us how it is that you know how good looking Mordi’s blow up doll is. Was she your old girlfriend? Was there a 3 some that took place? Or are you just talking through your ass for the 300th time?
You make it painfully clear almost every time you post something, that you have absolutely no credibility. Not to mention the fact you come off as an epic dullard. But at least it explains a lot of your social viewpoints.
On the rare occasion i read one of your post, i’m thinking, that has got to be the dumbest thing you could ever write. But then you write another post, and prove me wrong.
Danica is a small girl, but gives head better than anyone else he knows.
Why are you so obsessed with Rodgers’ sexuality? Also, is it possible to say anything nice, ever? I guess being perpetually snarky makes you sophisticated. I don’t get it and I don’t care if AR likes boys or girls just as long as he keeps slinging TD passes.
The more Aaron tries to hide it with beard usage — just a big pulling of the wool over everyone’s eyes — the more it is news. It isn’t his actual sexuality that matters. Many athletes are gay and, God Bless them, more women for the rest of us. That math doesn’t work with lesbians but, hey, I find lesbians hot so that’s great also.
I wouldn’t care if he was openly gay or quietly gay or “no comment” private. He himself makes it a spectacle. A spectacle of wide-scale prolific patronizing deception.
You are not defending his sexuality. You use it as a ruse to distract from his ongoing lies. Anyone who points it out is then branded “obsessed”, unable “to say anything nice”, and so forth. Look, Richard, it is hard, real hard, to say anything nice about someone doing a campaign of lies.
Rodgers is a manipulator. Apparently you are OK with that but many others are not and will continue to discuss it.
It seems to me that Richards post was directed to the author of the article. But then again, being the dullard that you are, you act as if it was directed at you. Plus it might have something to do with your pathetic and desperate yearning for inclusion.
“After all, Rodgers is gay.” – Mordi
Do you know that for fact? Has Rodgers grabbed your ears and face fucked you till you vomited? Has he gone deeper than you’ve ever allowed any other man to go before him?
Do tell….Inquiring minds want to know.
“After all, Rodgers is gay.”
“And our boy was actually engaged to that bartender. (Destiny)”
So Rodgers is gay but he almost married some cute blonde chick? Or was that all staged for the media and she’s nothing more than a “beard?” Aaron sure does spend a lot of time hanging out with people he’s not interested in.
Mordecai, because honest with us. We know you want to fuck Aaron Rodgers.
*wants to take it from Rodgers
I’m starting to believe a mans testosterone level lowers once he lives near the pacific ocean.
This is great news…he needs to be angry when playing due to not getting any action. No Tony Romo type distractions with fans wearing Jessica Simpson masks. Plus she’s a Bears fan.
“I didn’t bother to check Patrick’s Instagram. That would be too arduous.”
God forbid a writer should have all the facts (or any) before they write a story. This is why you are a shit tier writer, too lazy to do your job, but just enough of a gossip to spew out this tripe.
“Personally, I have never found her to be all that attractive.”
We get it, you’re gay. It does not make you special. Stop letting it define you as a person.
Besides maybe DP was using Aaron as a beard….
Which old spinster will he covet next? AR definitely has “mommy issues”
Don’t care if he’s gay, Bi or Het or even a SF Giants Fan. He’s a great quarterback we’re lucky to have.
He’s also humble, bright, articulate and funny, a rare quality indeed in the NFL.
I really enjoy his TV commercials and hope he makes a couple more.
He surely has a future as a premier broadcaster or maybe even an actor.
Stop all the hating, and be thankful he brought us a Superbowl.