Aaron Rodgers Could Not Save Danica Patrick

Danica Patrick

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was expectedly present at the Indianapolis 500 on Sunday to support girlfriend Danica Patrick.

Danica Patrick who, despite being okay at modeling, is not very good at driving a car.

The Indy 500, which would be her last race, was no different. She crashed into a goddam wall on lap 68.

But who cares?

What is more interesting is Rodgers pretending to be straight. So here are those looks.

Look at that dude! He apparently did a shirt change at some point.

Actually, he wore a black shirt to the Daytona 500, so that could be where that photo is from.

Rodgers was also visible there and guess what? Patrick crashed in that race too.

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Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

16 Comments on "Aaron Rodgers Could Not Save Danica Patrick"

  1. Skinny

    Mordecai it just floors me that you continue to question Rodgers hetero credentials. Thousands of straight men in this country regularly profess their love for Star Wars, give their email address to chicks, and live in West Hollywood.

    • PF4L

      Skinny…Mordecai, doesn’t question whether Rodgers is gay with statements like this…”What is more interesting is Rodgers pretending to be straight.”

      Leaving no question, there is no question in his mind.

  2. Empacador

    Apparently when he changed his shirt, he also got a new media pass (blue and white instead of red and white) and she changed her driver’s suit too, notice the black collar instead of the green collar? But you keep preaching that beard angle beard man…

  3. PF4L

    What actually, is the point this writer is trying to make?

    That does it…Monty, put Mordi back on Wisconsin’s minimum wage.

    So she’s not a very good driver because she crashed, this writer jubilates. Going by that intelligent logic, Tony Kanaan isn’t a very good driver either.

    I wonder if Richard Petty ever crashed. I should look that up.

  4. Savage57

    I tried to get behind her for her last race for a few reasons:

    1. AR’s woman
    2. Wisconsin girl
    3. ‘merican

    But in the end it made no difference, because #Danicrash.

  5. Mitch Anthony

    I’ve slighted about her being a marketing vehicle in NASCAR. I’d still back that up. But in open wheel I’ve always thought she earned and deserved respect. She could wheel an Indy car quite well.

    DP has always been a pretty fearless qualifier on fast tracks. She qualified 7th for this race, that’s no slouch. She ran in the top half of the pack all day. Everyone was fighting with, and playing with, a new aero package and several drivers had trouble finding the balance. She was trying to get the most out of her ride when it went loose and stepped out on her. The very same thing happened to Helio Castroneves, Sebastien Bourdais, and Tony Kanaan (to name a few). No slouches there, only some of the best.

    I frankly care nothing about the relationship she has with Aaron Rodgers. I wish this tabloid aspect would stay on TMZ or People and we could concentrate on football here. C’mon man, we drafted a punter! In the 5th! We drafted a long-snapper too!

  6. TyKo Steamboat

    don’t let this non-story distract you from the fact that TotalPackers still has plastic surgery fails, toenails, Baron Trump & nuclear disaster ads as their click-bait.
    where’s the tits & ass? I wanna see premium pussy here. Guys don’t want gossip on celebrities we want T&A … the fuck. Dump the bad click bait & give us some Instagram whores already

    • TyKo Steamboat

      I wanna see talent & not athletic talent either. I’m talken the type of talent that has an empty head & a full sweater.

      • TyKo Steamboat

        BTW: tyko.steamboat on Instagram for a solid follow

        Danica was just on Bill Burr’s hilarious podcast last Thursday & she’s retiring to her wine vineyard for what it’s worth. she’s actually pretty cool. She’s smart but also drops F Bombs every no & then

  7. Ferris

    I’d like to see a season that Rodgers was not dating anyone so he’s angry and focused only on football. Or married so he’s angry all the time.

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