You Will Be Excited To See Packers’ Preseason Opponents

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Bizarro Jordy Nelson

Right? Because who doesn’t love preseason football?

The NFL announced their preseason slate for the 2018 season on Wednesday. We are sure you are as enamored as we are.

The only thing good about preseason football is it means regular season football is close and we can debate about which bottom-of-the-roster guy got robbed of a bottom-of-the-roster spot.

But whatever. It doesn’t appear preseason football is going away anytime soon.

While this is not the full schedule, here are the Green Bay Packers’ 2018 preseason opponents. The actual dates of these games will be locked in later.

People are no doubt circling that week 3 game against the Oakland Raiders because, hey man, Jordy Nelson! What sucks for Packers fans who want to see Jordy Nelson is the game is in frickin’ Oakland.

Real swell NFL. Couldn’t you have put that turd against the Tennessee Titans in Nashville and given us Jordy and Chucky at Lambeau?

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Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

1 Comment on "You Will Be Excited To See Packers’ Preseason Opponents"

  1. Cheese

    All the guys can go visit and check out Jordy’s new place. I can give you a few hints at who won’t be invited.

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