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Probably Not A Great Day To Be Michael Cohen

Michael Cohen is one of the beat writers for the Green Bay Packers. And he’s also Donald Trump’s personal attorney.

Those are two different guys, of course. But don’t expect people on the Internet to know that.

The latter Cohen had his office, apartment, etc. raided by the FBI on Monday. He’s the guy who paid off porn star Stormy Daniels to stay quiet about her relationship with Trump shortly before the election. Obviously, the FBI thinks there’s more too it than that.

Naturally, some people aren’t happy with the latter Michael Cohen. They think he’s a crook, but they took it out on the former Michael Cohen. His Twitter handle is @Michael_Cohen13. Not so different than the lawyer’s @MichaelCohen212.

And you can’t expect someone on Twitter to differentiate. The tweets to Cohen ranged from humorous to stupid to outrage.

What I have to wonder is if people ask Trump’s attorney stuff about the Green Bay Packers.

@MichaelCohen212 Hey, Mike, who we got in the first round?

Joseph Bonham

Joseph is a fiction writer when he isn't doing this. In his spare time he likes to do manly things like drink beer and procreate.



  1. cz April 10, 2018

    What I am always blown away by is

    Randy Moss is an American sports announcer and reporter who currently covers NBC Sports Network and NFL Network

    yet he is not THE Randy Moss,

    … and the two, at first glimpse, do not even appear to be related.

  2. PF4L April 11, 2018

    If anyone is interested, it was reported that Rodgers agent said they were not…in contract negotiation talks with the Packers.

    1. Empacador April 11, 2018

      So when that day comes sign the franchise tag or retire, nice options huh? Who goes first, Rodgers or McCarthy?

    2. KILLER April 11, 2018

      AR wants out.

      I hear it is part of the new management team’s plan. Alienate him, drive him out of town, trade away assets. Something about how they “We can’t be the best unless we are first the worst. Before you put up the shiny new building you must tear down the old one”. They are even considering trading the uniform colors to Cleveland for “future considerations”. The new uniform will be brown with orange helmets.

      1. PF4L April 11, 2018

        Lonely Boy likes to break down everything Packers, everyday, all day.

        But his team gets their ass kicked in the NFCCG, and all you hear are crickets.