You want my commentary on the Green Bay Packers’ handling of the first round of the 2018 NFL Draft?
Even if you don’t, here it is.
PER USUAL, SHIT THE FUCKING BED.
There was Derwin James. Just sitting there. You supposedly loved the guy and what’s not to love? Ha Ha Clinton-Dix is that guy’s little sister.
Couldn’t hold his jock strap with two hands.
But hell, the New Orleans Saints gave up their first-round pick, their fifth-round pick and a 2019 first-round pick to select Marcus Davenport, who many people thought was going to the Packers. That was all to move up to No. 14.
Also, Derwin James was still on the board.
This trade will be judged on two things.
James’ pro career, whatever schlub the Packers’ pick at No. 27 and then whatever schlub they pick at No. 30 next year.
Hey, at least Brian Gutekunst is unpredictable! At least he’s not Uncle Ted!
I mean, fuck taking a game-changing defensive back! Hell, the Packers can’t get any worse in the secondary, can they?
So, just delightful.
There is no way the Packers will ever improve or commit to improving their secondary. Might as well bring back Mark Lee, who I used to call Toast since he got burned so goddamned often.
Mark, what are you up to these days? The Packers have a spot for you in their secondary!