Damarious Randall Is Free, Ya’ll!
Of course cornerback Damarious Randall would have something to say on his way out of Green Bay. It’s the very reason the Green Bay Packers didn’t want him. The very reason that veteran teammates wanted him gone during the 2017 season. He’s a fucking prima donna and a pussy. Couldn’t get out of his own way. Thought — and obviously still thinks — he’s better than he actually is.
I’ve got news for you shitbag. Just because your were the best cornerback on the Packers last season doesn’t mean you are anything more than the person who reads Braille best at the Helen Keller Institute.
You couldn’t cover me if I put on a move and made you turn your hips.
But, hey, everyone, this piece of shit is now free!
I’m free ????????????????
— Damarious Randall (@RandallTime) March 12, 2018
Free from what? We had to ask.
You mean free as in playing free safety again? Because the Browns are a JV squad that has won a single fucking game in the past two seasons. So maybe you mean your offseasons are more freed up, since you don't have to worry about playoffs? Or maybe you can just go fuck yourself?
— Total Packers (@totalpackers) March 12, 2018
Randall will actually be moved back to his college position, free safety, in Cleveland. And that should help him. He doesn’t have to be physical, something he was never willing to do in Green Bay. I mean, has this prick even seen a weight room since college? Did he see one then?
Damarious Randall thinks he’s Deion Sanders. And I hate Deion Sanders — watch that guy pretend to try to tackle guys at any point in his career. But despite my dislike for his overall game, Sanders changed games because of his anticipation and athleticism. Randall couldn’t sniff that guy’s jock.
So good riddance to bad rubbish. Enjoy your future failures as a member of the Browns.
Browns — that just pretty much says it all, doesn’t it?