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Aaron Rodgers Celebrated Danica Patrick’s Birthday

We had our doubts this relationship was even happening anymore, but it appears it is. Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers celebrated Danica Patrick’s 36th birthday with her and some friends this week.

Yes, that’s right. It was a unicorn-themed party. That’s what all of the girls are wearing on their heads and the cake was also unicorn themed.

Here is said cake, which supposedly came courtesy of Rodgers.

Danica Patrick birthday cake

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!



  1. NachoDan March 27, 2018

    Wasting his prime off the field as well.

    1. KILLER March 27, 2018

      You made me laugh so hard!

  2. KILLER March 27, 2018

    There’s a typo in this story. It says “36th birthday” but, from the photo, I think you must have meant “56th birthday”.

  3. Drater March 27, 2018

    Why would the best QB on the planet keep dating these old “has-beens”? Mommy issues perhaps?

    1. Cheese March 27, 2018

      Obviously. Everyone knows Rodgers hasn’t talked to his mom in years.

  4. YOLO7 March 29, 2018

    I guess it helps people to live vicariously through these stars of various disciplines. They state “who is he dating now” “he is wasting his time” ” he is SO gay” it says more about the people commenting and the fears they have about themselves I believe.