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Mike Daniels Doesn’t Like the Packers’ Cornerbacks

The Green Bay Packers have a need for a cornerback. We know that, you know that, Mike Daniels knows that.

So Daniels clearly doesn’t like the Packers’ current cornerback situation. He made that clear this weekend on NFL Network by suggesting the Packers go get the Denver Broncos’ Aqib Talib or the New England Patriots’ Malcolm Butler.

Both guys are perhaps legit No. 1 cornerbacks. There is a downside, though.

Although we were completely in on the Packers trading for Butler, who was unhappy with the Patriots last summer, Bill Belichick refused to play him in the Super Bowl. What was that about? No one really knows, but I’ve seen it suggested that Belicheck thought Butler was too small and couldn’t turn his hips fast enough to defend the Eagles’ receivers. I’d call bullshit on that.

Alshon Jeffery. Torrey Smith…

Give me a fucking break, Grumblelord.

Butler is 5-10 or 5-11. That essentially makes him Terrell Buckley. Terrell Buckley can suck a fat dick. He was fucking garbage. Good job at Florida State. Great job at sucking donkey balls with the Packers. Awesome that you held out as a rookie and then came in and fellated me for the rest of your time with the Packers, you cocksucking suckbag.

You give shitty blowjobs — kind of like you suck at playing outside corner — by the way.

Talib presents other issues. He’s 32. Although he’s still a top-notch corner, he probably has a year or two of that left.

He’s also under contract with the Denver Broncos. John Elway — has anyone seen a horse lately? — wants to trade Talib and his $11 million salary. Good luck with that when you make it known you’re trying to dump salary. Going to make a run at Kirk Cousins, are you? No one would have guessed…

You are the best horse-faced GM in the NFL!

If Talib gets cut, which seems likely, the Packers should make a run at that guy. Butler, I am no longer sold on. And he’ll cost a mint, which the Packers don’t have to spend.

And if anyone would like to drop Trumaine Johnson in the conversation, go ahead. That would be a dream signing. But it would also be salary-cap prohibitive for the Packers.

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!



  1. Yolo7 February 26, 2018

    Morty your take is a red herring click bait whore
    C’mon thats what you got from that MD clip?
    Thats like me seeing you have a beard in your picture and saying you know how to use an ax.
    And yes I am being nice cause were both from Wisconsin
    Honestly that beard gives me enough fodder for at least 5 jokes

    1. Kato February 27, 2018

      *we are both from Wisconsin. Sorry, poor/lazy grammar are a pet peeve of mine.

      1. PF4L February 27, 2018

        Whoever said this writer was from Wisconsin?

        I think Yolo is getting him confused with Monty, like i do sometimes.

  2. Cheese February 26, 2018

    So what Daniels is saying is that the Packers need some skilled veteran players who have a high motor and a desire to win. AKA- Ted’s kryptonite.

  3. Kato February 27, 2018

    I read his (Mike Daniels) interview on the NFL website and it made me kind of hate the guy. All talk. Where was he in the stat sheet most the second half of the season? And don’t give me the BS that you were constantly double teamed and didn’t have help. Kenny Clark outplayed your ass. I suggest going back and watching film ya bum

    1. PF4L February 27, 2018

      Better watch it my man, if what you wrote gets back to Daniels, he’s gonna get up in your grill and punch you right in the mouth.

      Everyone has a plan……..

      1. Kato February 27, 2018

        It would be nice to see him come through on this “plan” someday. Because right now his plan is about as empty as my plan to kick Dwayne Johnson’s ass

        1. PF4L February 27, 2018

          The “plan” was in reference to the Falcon game. Remember when Daniels was asked about the Falcons offense planning for the Packers defense? And he responded with…..”everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth.”

          I assumed people would get the reference, my bad.

          1. Kato February 27, 2018

            That’s right. My bad, I try to forget everything associated with that game. Especially Mike Daniels quotes.

  4. Bobby D February 27, 2018

    This the same supposed screen play writing douche bag that was on the AR gay train a while ago? Now talking sucking fat dicks? Me thinks this “author” should be in pursuit of the real fat dick sucking king of them all ya’ll! The great white cadaver that’s responsible for all this noise! He’s on line 1

  5. Hinder February 28, 2018

    Daniels is the Jermichael Finley of the defense, yaps a lot better than he plays.