Aaron Rodgers: Danica Patrick Isn’t Here

Danica Patrick in bed

The NFL Honors were on Saturday night. Aaron Rodgers was there. And he was solo.

As we have stated before, we have it on good authority that Rodgers is gay. So this whole Danica Patrick relationship is just a ruse. Something that will allow her to stay in the public eye and make more money.

So what did AR have to say when he was asked about his supposed woman on Saturday night? She’s not here!

He didn’t seem very concerned about it, either.

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Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

4 Comments on "Aaron Rodgers: Danica Patrick Isn’t Here"

  1. People like yourself, who are probably gay are always wishing/hoping other people are gay. As far as Aaron Rodgers being gay, highly unlikely.

  2. Cheese

    Oh no, Rodgers went somewhere on his own. HE MUST BE GAY. Don’t question Mordecai though because Monty will come to his rescue and get sassy because they “know” someone in Hollywood with “insider knowledge,” so don’t you dare doubt them. Then they’ll say it doesn’t matter if Rodgers is gay, they don’t care, all while continuing to put out stupid article like this.

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