I’ll say the word Vikings.
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The Minnesota Vikings are a bunch of scumbags.
The Minnesota Vikings have the worst fans in the history of sport.
Minnesota Vikings fans couldn’t tell their ass from a hole in the ground if you put up a sign next to the hole that said “hole” and pointed to it.
The Minnesota Vikings can suck on a bag of dicks. A really big one.
Why do the Minnesota Vikings wear purple? Well, because they always choke, of course!
Who is the Minnesota Vikings greatest player? Brett Favre, a Green Bay Packer.
But hey, let’s give the Minnesota Vikings credit. They’re in the NFC Championship game. The only question now is will they choke this week or will they choke in the Super Bowl. Hell, I’ll bet it’s this week!
Do you know who my favorite Viking is?
Gary Anderson. A marvelous human being. That man picked the best time to miss his only field goal of the year. Gary Anderson, you are in my Hall of Fame.
Second place goes to Favre for being, well, Favre. I always told those assholes. Favre will be Favre at some point. They were riding high, didn’t believe me and then I stood up and laughed the hardest and loudest I had ever laughed when Favre was Favre.
This isn’t Detroit? No it isn’t, but you got exactly what you signed up for, suckbags.
So yeah, the Vikings and, more importantly, their fans can suck it.
Back to the point, however. I’m just saying Vikings over and over because Vikings’ coach Mike Zimmer will not mention the Green Bay Packers.
Here you go.
It’s appropriate that Zimmer won’t say Packers, since the Vikings will never be on the level of the Packers.