The Pro Bowl was today. That’s ancillary, however. The Pro Bowl can suck it. Earlier today, I was flipping through the channels and did this. Pro Bowl? NHL All-Star Game? Purdue vs. a mediocre Indiana team?
Guess which option won?
No. 3.
I briefly considered No. 2. I did not at any time consider No. 1. I only noted that, yes, this stupid game is on. I see it was raining pretty hard, which is probably the most interesting thing about the game. Amazing that such a thing could happen when you hold a football game in Florida. Who would have thought?
The second-most interesting thing about the Pro Bowl is that, apparently, the guys who play in it get swag. Green Bay Packers defensive tackle Mike Daniels, who had one tackle, got some swag.
Like this Bane-looking facemask. Customized, even!
https://twitter.com/Mike_Daniels76/status/957763474259668992
If you’re a layman and you’re looking for the reference, think back to third installment of Christopher Nolan’s Batman film series — The Dark Knight Rises.
It’s not exactly the same, but it’s pretty close.
And hey, Daniels got some more swag, like this sweet-ass bag.
Big thanks to @PrimeSociety for hooking me up with the duffle to rock at the Pro Bowl!!!! #ProBowl #Bag #Fashion pic.twitter.com/g95cw7SI99
— Mike Daniels (@Mike_Daniels76) January 28, 2018
Don’t get that wet, homey!
The third-most interesting thing about the Pro Bowl is that the other Packer there, receiver Davante Adams, didn’t have any catches. However, he was still fired up about something.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BegxfkAFRCV/?hl=en
And the least interesting thing about the Pro Bowl is the AFC won. Apparently, that happened after the NFC blew a big lead.
Where’s my main man CUTTY! when I need him? Oh, there he is!