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Someone Might Be Trying to Blow Up Lambeau Field

This is a new one. And why not wait until the Minnesota Vikings have arrived?

Police responded to an incident at Lambeau Field. Details are coming out, but a suspect has been taken into custody. Some people are claiming he was an active shooter, which is completely false. No one has been injured.

Police were reportedly searching for a bomb inside of Lambeau Field. The bomb squad was on the scene. However, the individual just ran into several cars. There is no bomb.

From the Press-Gazette:

Two people who work inside the stadium said they were told that a man driving a car hit one car, which became wedged under a minivan, then drove into the stadium’s loading dock where he hit a booth and then crashed to a stop.

And so, we learn that no bomb, no shooting, but what was it? It was just one food service employee pissed off at another. Apparently, the suspect was angry that he lost his job serving food at Lambeau Field. He thinks the other employee got him fired.

So he drove into the Lambeau Field parking lot to hunt this MF’er down. The car smashing? Oh, he smashed that SOB’s car… and several others. Then he launched his car into a loading dock. I have been told it is still wedged in there, if not inside said loading dock.

Interestingly, this loading dock is where Fat Mike McCarthy parks his truck. And the person I just spoke to about the situation and I had a laugh, that what if he also trashed Fat Mike’s truck!

That would be delightful.

Naturally, the Packers Pro Shop stayed open during all of this. Gotta make that money, right Ginger Gap Tooth?

Joseph Bonham

Joseph is a fiction writer when he isn't doing this. In his spare time he likes to do manly things like drink beer and procreate.



  1. NachoDan December 22, 2017

    Authorities say it was Dom Capers trying to pack his shit at the loading dock when his toupee became wedged between the gas and brake pedal.

  2. PF4L December 22, 2017

    Two hot dog vendor workers….going at it.

    Bring in every emergency vehicle in Green Bay…Police, EMT’s, Fire trucks, Swat teams…National News Baby!!!!…lmao.

    This circus just keeps going, and going, and…..

    1. KILLER December 22, 2017

      Hot dog vendors? Give us a break! It’s Lambeau Filed. Clearly the gentleman is a bratwurst merchant.

      1. PF4L December 23, 2017

        Nobody put a nickle in you lonely boy.