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Packers Pull One Out of Their Ass, Beat Bucs in OT

Not quite sure what to say about this one. The Green Bay Packers, who were once again a flaming pile of crap on offense, somehow managed to beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 26-20 with an overtime touchdown run.

What’s even more crazy, is the guy who won that game, Aaron Jones, won it on his first carry of the game. We had assumed the guy averaging 5.3 yards per carry would be the guy starting at running back over the guy averaging 3.2 yards per carry coming in. But that would make too damn much sense for Mike McCarthy.

Nonetheless, the 3.2-yards-per-carry guy toted the day for the Packers, running 21 times for 115 yards, an average of 5.4 yards per carry. Best game of the season for that kid.

Meanwhile, the Packers’ quarterback threw for a whopping 87 yards. As you can probably see by that total, he was mostly garbage on the day.

Actually, mostly garbage is an understatement.

Brett Hundley was straight-up garbage.

Hot garbage.

Burning garbage.

The defense managed to prop Hundley up for most of the day. Two-and-a-half sacks by Clay Matthews, two by Kenny Clark, a lucky play by Dean Lowry to be in the right place at the right time, which resulted in a touchdown and the play of Williams kept the Packers in this game.

A game they needed.

Then, here’s your loan carry of the game Aaron Jones. We’ll give it to you in overtime. Twenty yards. Touchdown. Game over.

With the frickin’ quarterback not even throwing for 100 yards.

Amazing.

Bonkers.

Hard to watch.

Pathetic, if you like.

But hell, at least the Green Bay Packers have two really good damn running backs going forward!

More importantly, bigger picture, the win-out-and-make-the-playoffs scenario is still on the table. Hundley only has to win one goddam game against the Cleveland Browns and then it’s AR time.

And who the hell wants to deal with that?

Nobody.

That’s fucking who.

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Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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  1. Kato December 3, 2017

    Is Monty finally coming to grips with the fact that Hundley is awful?

    1. Howard December 3, 2017

      I just watched the game without knowing anything about the game in advance. From Monty’s writing style I would guess he was drunk on his ass by games end. I would have been also if I had not lost a bet to someone. This had to be one of the most painful Packers win I have ever seen. The only good thing was no commercials. At one point I was looking forward to a few commercials for some entertainment value.

      1. icebowl December 4, 2017

        That ^^^

        I nominate this for 2017 Tp.com Hall of fame quote :
        “….one of the most painful Packers win I have ever seen”….

  2. Cheese December 3, 2017

    Terrible. Hundley is a poor mans Kaepernick. It’s too bad the real Kaepernick had to ruin his chance of ever being employed in the NFL. The only reason they went to OT is because of Lowry’s lucky pick six. Otherwise the offense scored 13 points in regulation against the Buccaneers. How the fuck do you not give Aaron Jones a single touch for the entire game until overtime? One carry, 20 yards, TD, game over. Fuck you McCarthy. Your stubborn and completely idiotic self can’t be gone soon enough.

    1. PF4L December 3, 2017

      lol…what have i been saying?

      PF4L
      11/06/2017 at 4:37 pm
      I guess the best chance the Packers have is if Hundley can do what he does best, run the ball. I think what were seeing in Hundley is Colin Kaepernick 2.0.
      I just don’t know, but i do know, that i will be highly entertained this game, and the rest of the season, win or lose.
      Cue the circus music. Lets do this.

      PF4L
      11/14/2017 at 3:40 pm
      Yea, i gave Hundley his props on those 2 nice passes to Adams, they were deserved.
      But i look at Brett Hundley as a poor mans Colin Kaepernick on the field. Kaepernick is a faster runner and has a stronger arm.
      Kaepernick also had his share of strong td passes, many, many more than Hundley has. But even after all that, Most people don’t view Kaepernick as a valid NFL pocket passer.

      1. Cheese December 4, 2017

        Do you keep an archive of every post you’ve ever made? Or do you just remember every article you’ve ever posted on?

        Anyway, Hundley is the pits..

        1. PF4L December 4, 2017

          See the search box? It’s easy to use.

          It’s not like i had to go back to 2014.

  3. Disposable Hero December 3, 2017

    Two good running backs that won’t be used when AR comes back because Fat Mike dont play that shit. That game, like Hundley was awful but I guess a win is a win.

  4. PF4L December 3, 2017

    OMFG….Where to start commenting on that circus act they call an NFL game? I’m not so sure i laughed as much during a game a i did with this game. Waaaaay to many things to comment on for just one post. So here’s an appetizer.

    Jameis Winston: 21/32 for 270 yards, 2 TD’s, 0 picks…Passer rating = 112

    Brett Hundley: 13/22 for 84 yards, 0 TD’s, 1 pick…Passer rating = 48

    Brett Hundley: Winner

    Ahhhh, what else made me laugh?

    There’s this….Jen Hale interviews Hundley post game….
    She introduced Hundley as the Man of the hour…..and i laughed and laughed, and laughed, and….
    Yes, i laughed, but i laughed thinking there might not be anything finer than spending 3 hours tutoring Jen Hale, alone and in private….on football.

    1. Kato December 3, 2017

      Game wasn’t on here. Thank god. I would have been crying laughing so hard. Hundley, man of the hour?

      1. PF4L December 3, 2017

        You gotta get NFL ticket Kato.

        1. icebowl December 4, 2017

          Or hit a packers bar……

          1. Kato December 4, 2017

            I live in the Chicago burbs, those are few and far between out here. Although I think Buffalo Wild Wings usually has a decent showing of games. It was fun watching the bears stink up the joint too. Who was covering Mike Evans?

          2. PF4L December 4, 2017

            If i had to move somewhere where i couldn’t watch the Packer games, i would have to get NFL Ticket, i’m watching the Packers come hell or high water. Plus, usually Dish and Direct TV offer it free when you sign up.

    2. Adam December 3, 2017

      Hahaha, I caught that in real time too. “The man of the fucking hour?!” I blurted out loud.

      I also loved how many times Greg Jennings and the other guy in the booth had no idea who the fuck they looking at.

      Like when Mike McCarthy sat next to Hundley on the bench after his terrible pick (it was Alex Van Pelt), or when the Packers were showing blitz on third down (Packers were on offense), or when Jamal Williams scored that TD in overtime (Aaron Jones).

      1. PF4L December 3, 2017

        Yea, i was savin that for another article….lol.

        Jennings on Nick Perry.
        “…….but he can get in the backfield and he can wreak some havoc, he’s a pound, he’s a handle for an offensive line…”

      2. icebowl December 4, 2017

        Ratings:
        Packers Offense : D
        Packers Defense : C+
        Jennings : D-
        “The Other Guy” : C

        Bring back Tony Romo (in the booth at least)…

        1. Cheese December 4, 2017

          I’m sure he’d be better than Hundley in the field too.

  5. Jschizl December 3, 2017

    I’m make sexy time with my mother in law

    1. PF4L December 3, 2017

      I’m make fall off the bone baby back ribs.

  6. Kato December 3, 2017

    The packers are losing next week. Basically, they have to run the ball to have a shot. The browns are actually good at stopping the run.

    1. PF4L December 3, 2017

      I’m not making anymore predictions. Good thing Shawn didn’t post a prediction article today, i might have been tempted. Although i always get concerned when that happens as i can’t help but think Shawn is in lock up again.

      I suppose if i predict a win for the Packers against teams under .500 and vice-versa, i’d be doing ok.

      1. Deepsky December 4, 2017

        Hundley plays a lot better on the road for some reason.

  7. Disposable Hero December 3, 2017

    In other news, Kurt Jenkins made his announcer debut and got jabbed twice by his partner, 1. Being a good locker room guy (Hundley) and 2. Told shit bird to stay off Twitter. Also not news he did as well as a game announcer as he did in Minnesota.

    1. PF4L December 3, 2017

      Yea, Kurt Jenkins should hang it up.

  8. Kato December 3, 2017

    Taysom Hill is playing on special teams for the saints. I wonder what the state of the packers would be if he wasn’t cut? Is it possible that he may be starting?

  9. PF4L December 3, 2017

    I can’t get enough of this entertainment…lol.

    Reporter asking Hundley about throwing for only 84 yards….
    Hundley: “I can’t expect to throw for 300 or 400 yards every game.”

    News flash fuck face….You’ve never even thrown for 250 yards yet, you average 158 yards per game. You threw for 84 yards against the leagues worst defense, worst pass defense. Your downfield passes weren’t even close, YOU SUCK!!

    But….to keep it positive, the good news for Hundley is that he stopped chewing his gum with open mouth in the post game presser. Now, if he can just stop picking his nose.

    1. Ferris December 3, 2017

      If someone has an extra extra extra large clown suit, loan it it McCarthy. He is the worst coach in the NFL except for his opposing coach next week…however he can become the worst coach with a loss. Tampa Bay at home…he the QB whisperer remember….his QB was a dumpster fire. Put Cobb back there he couldn’t be worse. I was hoping for a loss again to discredit this idiot more but no such luck…nothing can get him out of town before Rodgers career is over. Shame.

      1. Empacador December 3, 2017

        I feel your pain, bro.

    2. Howard December 3, 2017

      I think 2 or 3 weeks ago MM said he was not concerned with Hundley chewing gum during a game. He should be concerned. When I was a sophomore a running back on the team use to chew gum during the game. On a play when he took a good hit in the back. He got up but started clutching at his throat. You could see from the look on his face that he was having a problem breathing. One of the coaches came on the field and started slapping him on his back. The guy then started trying to hack something up. That then changed to him sticking his finger up to one side of his nostril and started blowing his nose. After a few tries he finally had the gum come out one of his nostrils. The guy never chewed gum during a game again. It scared the crap out of him and slowed down the game.

      The medical team and trainers should put a stop to Hundley chewing gum during play. The gum chewing is more than annoying. It is unsafe no matter what MM thinks about it.

    3. Kato December 4, 2017

      Omg, “I can’t throw for 300-400 every week.” No, you Just need to show some competence. 180 yards passing and this is an easy win.

    4. icebowl December 4, 2017

      THAT ^^^^^

      Lmfao
      That’s a keeper PF.

  10. TyKo Steamboat December 3, 2017

    WOW!!!! OMG!!! JARED COOK. 1 CATCH! 9 YARDS! WOW! DIDNT EVEN LEAVE WITH AN ANKLE INJURY!!!!

  11. Mitch Anthony December 3, 2017

    Listened on the radio, in the tractor. Boy did this take me back. Back to the days when the Bucs and Packers were in the NFC Central. Back to the sucky days when yes, they would play each other sucky and wind up in overtime!! They both sucked this one up again and as they say, there are no style points in the NFL.

    Back when both of these teams stunk up the NFC Central there was a joke going around. Hey, did you hear Green Bay and Tampa Bay are merging? They’ll call them TamPacks and they’ll be good for one period.

    Sorry for that, but I could not stop thinking of that terribly awful bad joke for the 3 plus hours I listened to that game.

    1. Cheese December 3, 2017

      Your sure they wouldn’t be called the Buccpacks?

      1. eugene December 4, 2017

        Cheese; You didn’t get it? Did you?

    2. Deepsky December 4, 2017

      I was thinking the exact same thing. 1985 all over again. The Bay of Pigs as Chris Berman said. The Packers would get their 2 gimme wins from the Bucs, so they would never get a top pick in the draft.

  12. MMTTDCSUCK December 3, 2017

    Feeling conflicted about the win. This QB that we have right now, may be one of the worst that GB has ever fielded as a QB1. I wanted this team to lose so badly so that that fuck Murphy could do the right thing and get rid of at least one if not all three of these charlatans in Green Bay. But to no avail . . . Lowery looked faster that I expected him too. What a gift. But he took full advantage of it! CMIII? wtf? he was a sack master once again. But when I realize that this win (and most likely ) next weeks more than likely win against the Browns will further “cement” the fucking Buffoon, DC and TT to a few more years of wasting Rodgers chances for another SB just pisses me off to no end. For whatever reason(s) Aaron Rodgers seems destined to captain a crippled and sinking ship. These wins MEAN NOTHING good for the future of this organization; and most especially to Aaron Rodgers. Rodgers appears to have a higher cognitive reach than most of his peers, this must be a nightmare for him to see this shit unfold knowing full well that this current Packer Brain Trust is the ONLY reason for his absence from more SB’s MVP’s and GOAT consideration. Not to mention the possible reason for some of his injuries. To him MM,TT, and DC must be demons that he must face each and everyday knowing that they are the singular reason his “Greatness” ship may be sailing without him.

    1. Ferris December 4, 2017

      I wanted them to lose more…We all will get to see 5 more years of McRib on the sidelines. Fun.

  13. Deepsky December 4, 2017

    All these wins do is knock the Packers back into middle of the round in the first round. IF the Packers want a chance at a difference maker on defense, they need at top 15 pick.

    Hundley is terrible, except for his ability to run. He is still slow to react, misses seeing open receivers, and has zero accuracy past 15 yards. He’s yet to throw a TD at home in 4 games. The Buccaneers have the worst passing defense in the league and Hundley still couldn’t do anything. The fact the Packers won a game against an NFL team, even a bad one, with a quarterback as bad as Hundley, means the defense and special teams are not as bad as people think.

  14. eduardo December 4, 2017

    “Then, here’s your loan carry of the game Aaron Jones.” Seriously?

  15. mr December 4, 2017

    The NFL is done…who wants to pay money and waste time watching mostly garbage players? Never thought I would say that after being a die-hard fan for 40 years.

  16. Zwoeger December 4, 2017

    Fuck we didn’t lose.I blame it on the referees.Must have been them. Capers and Hundley couldn’t manage on their own. Winston didn’t help either with that lost ball for a TD.

  17. leonarsg December 4, 2017

    I also have too many things to say about the offense to even get into it. So, just want to ask if anyone else noticed another one of Kim Jung McCarthy’s brilliant decisions? After losing the week before to Pittsburgh because the moronic one decided to try to run out the clock (even though it was impossible with Pittsburgh having TOs remaining), he did it again this week!!! Amazing! So you get the ball in a tie game on your own 38 (!!!) with almost a minute to play and instead of trying to go down the field and kick a FG, you play for overtime instead! So best case, 50/50 you win the cointoss, and say that happens you probably get the ball around the 25 and you now have to score a TD instead of a FG to win…..and you play for overtime! You can’t make this stuff up. It’s so dumb it’s beyond comprehension. PLEASE PLEASE FIRE THIS DUMBASS DIPSHIT!

  18. Mike December 4, 2017

    Was about as ugly a win as you’ll ever see. Didn’t really need to be that close but the fact it was a win will get McCarthy off the hook for his idiotic play calls again. ASIde from the fact they faced the worst passing d and couldn’t even get 100 yards, the run game was working from the start. Why insist on passing, even if it’s the stupid 3 yard variety passes when the run can easily get 4 or 5 a play? This loss would have been on McCarthy. Everyone knows hundley is trash but him refusing to run in certain situations made this a close game. That alone was reason for me wanting to see them lose this game. Either way though, now he’s off the hook and if they woulda lost, he’d get a pass cuz Rodgers is out. Wouldn’t be surprised if they lose to the browns next week but if they do somehow win and Rodgers in fact returns, I still doubt they win at Carolina and vs min. As someone mentioned, we need a high pick to get a difference maker not pick 20. Oh well, that too. A high pick would just allow tt to outsmart everyone and take a guy no ones ever heard of. Screwed either way as long as these clowns are in town.

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