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Packers’ Playoff Hoes Are Alive!

Obviously from earlier in the week, but hell, great news for the guys on the Green Bay Packers who aren’t married.

Oh, wait… they must mean the digging utensil?

Or is it a hoeing utensil?

But that would only make sense if the Packers’ playoff hopes were in the ground.

There were never any hoes around the offices here.

I swear!

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. PF4L December 9, 2017

    LMAO…is that Monica Lewinsky?

    1. Kato December 10, 2017

      Maybe? I had the same exact thought

  2. Cheese December 9, 2017

    Of course those playoff hoes are still alive, the Packers can’t put the dagger in anyone. Which is why they always get eliminated by a bunch of hoe ass teams with lesser talent.

  3. Gort December 10, 2017

    “Sum Ting Wong,” “Wi Tu Lo,” “Ho Lee Fuk,” “Bang Ding Ow”

  4. Kato December 10, 2017

    Well, they aren’t anymore. They are going to lose to the . LMAO

    1. Kato December 10, 2017

      To the browns *

  5. icebowl December 10, 2017

    7-21 – turned it off…
    GumChew sux….

  6. PF4L December 10, 2017

    Are you fucking kidding me?….lmao

    Hundley throws his normal safe dink pass 1 yard behind the line of scrimmage, then struts around like he actually did something.

    Stat line = 25 yard td pass from Hundley to Adams.

    Reality = Hundley , minus 1 yard pass completion for a 25 yard td.

    Congratulations Packers, you beat a team that has won one game in their last 32 games.

    Do your winning strut dance, act like you beat someone relevant…..lol.

    Better yet, lets talk about our playoff hopes…lol. After you beat a 1-32 Brown team by the skin of your teeth. Tell us again how good you are.

    Winner of the game ball? Tampa Bay defense on Packers 1st drive for leaving Williams alone on busted coverage for a td pass my Grandma could have made.