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Packers Add Offensive Lineman, Sign Dillon Day

Look at the Green Bay Packers making moves! The team has signed offensive lineman Dillon Day off the Denver Broncos’ practice squad.

Impressive! This move will certainly save the season!

Oh, wait… the season is already in the toilet. Never mind.

Day has had an interesting NFL ride. He was signed as an undrafted free agent out of Mississippi State by the Denver Broncos in 2015. He spent his time on the Broncos practice squad before being brought up to their active roster in October. He was cut shortly thereafter and claimed by the Indianapolis Colts. The Colts released Day in November and he ended up back on the Broncos’ practice squad.

And now, he’ll get a shot on the Packers’ active roster.

Day was a four-year starter at center in college. He reportedly can also play guard.

Maybe most notably, the kid has some hair. Lots of it.

Might as well start taking a look at every long-hair out there. The Packers have nothing to play for anymore.

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!



  1. Adam December 20, 2017

    Maybe this is an early-eval opportunity since Linsley is a free agent this off-season. Just to see what’s there as a possible replacement if negotiations go sideways, I think.

  2. PF4L December 20, 2017

    The 90’s called, they want their hair color back.

    1. Howard December 20, 2017

      I thought I would look at Day’s scouting report. I’m no fashion expert, but I think Day’s hair colors clashed in his NFL mugshot. Day has bulked up a bit since his college days.


      1. PF4L December 20, 2017

        Well, i don’t know if he’s ever been involved in a NFL game, but he knows his way around a Practice squad. Plus he has a Super Bowl ring.

        He has two traits Ted looks for, he was undrafted, and he’s cheap.

        Only two more drafts and Ted can ride off into the sunset.

        1. Kato December 20, 2017

          Two more? Fuck. (Looks for bottle of acid to drink)

  3. Kato December 20, 2017

    Hell, him and Tom Crabtree would get along great. #longhairnocare