Dean Lowry Still Having A Hard Time Getting Into Stands

Well, we were all surely impressed when defensive end Dean Lowry took that gift from Jameis Winston and ran 62 yards for a score with it.

However, I don’t think anyone was impressed with Lowry’s Lambeau Leap.

That motherfucker is still trying to get into the Lambeau Field stands.

I expressed to my boy who went to Northwestern, at this time, that I recalled the Northwestern motto: Just show up.

He then mentioned to me that, “Is it? That’s an improvement from our previously patronizing cheer: That’s alright! That’s okay! You’re gonna work for us some day!”

At which point I pointed out that I don’t work for anyone, but you and Dean Lowry sure as shit do!

Now, back to this shitberg of a Lambeau Leap.

Let’s watch it.

FINAL: The @packers win in OT! #GoPackGo pic.twitter.com/sSiqmvdxXw

— NFL (@NFL) December 3, 2017

I’m not sure. Did he get in there?

He kinda tried. Then he tried to drape one leg over like maybe he’d be in there! Maybe I did a Lambeau Leap, but was he really in there?

Hahahahaha!

Kinda like a kid who went to Northwestern trying to do a Lambeau Leap, huh?

Sorry, Poindexter. Go solve some math problems. Tell me more about molecular chemistry.

Try better next time!