Dean Lowry Still Having A Hard Time Getting Into Stands
Well, we were all surely impressed when defensive end Dean Lowry took that gift from Jameis Winston and ran 62 yards for a score with it.
However, I don’t think anyone was impressed with Lowry’s Lambeau Leap.
That motherfucker is still trying to get into the Lambeau Field stands.
I expressed to my boy who went to Northwestern, at this time, that I recalled the Northwestern motto: Just show up.
He then mentioned to me that, “Is it? That’s an improvement from our previously patronizing cheer: That’s alright! That’s okay! You’re gonna work for us some day!”
At which point I pointed out that I don’t work for anyone, but you and Dean Lowry sure as shit do!
Now, back to this shitberg of a Lambeau Leap.
Let’s watch it.
— NFL (@NFL) December 3, 2017
I’m not sure. Did he get in there?
He kinda tried. Then he tried to drape one leg over like maybe he’d be in there! Maybe I did a Lambeau Leap, but was he really in there?
Kinda like a kid who went to Northwestern trying to do a Lambeau Leap, huh?
Sorry, Poindexter. Go solve some math problems. Tell me more about molecular chemistry.
Try better next time!