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Dean Lowry Still Having A Hard Time Getting Into Stands

Well, we were all surely impressed when defensive end Dean Lowry took that gift from Jameis Winston and ran 62 yards for a score with it.

However, I don’t think anyone was impressed with Lowry’s Lambeau Leap.

That motherfucker is still trying to get into the Lambeau Field stands.

I expressed to my boy who went to Northwestern, at this time, that I recalled the Northwestern motto: Just show up.

He then mentioned to me that, “Is it? That’s an improvement from our previously patronizing cheer: That’s alright! That’s okay! You’re gonna work for us some day!”

At which point I pointed out that I don’t work for anyone, but you and Dean Lowry sure as shit do!

Now, back to this shitberg of a Lambeau Leap.

Let’s watch it.

I’m not sure. Did he get in there?

He kinda tried. Then he tried to drape one leg over like maybe he’d be in there! Maybe I did a Lambeau Leap, but was he really in there?


Kinda like a kid who went to Northwestern trying to do a Lambeau Leap, huh?

Sorry, Poindexter. Go solve some math problems. Tell me more about molecular chemistry.

Try better next time!

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Howard December 4, 2017

    You have to give the guy a break in about 7 or 8 seconds he ran for almost as many yards as the Packers high powered offense made in the entire second half of play.

  2. eugene December 6, 2017

    Monty is not funny nor informative. More like a waste of time, wish I was at least sitting on the can. Won’t be making this mistake again.