Unless Brett Hundley is an even bigger sack of crap than we all think he already is and can’t beat the Cleveland Browns, Aaron Rodgers is coming back.
Aaron Rodgers is coming back to lead the Green Bay Packers to the playoffs.
Because the Packers have a dearth of talent on their roster, but Aaron Fucking Rodgers is just that good.
Rodgers started running the scout team offense this week. He’s eligible to return to game action following the Browns’ game. And he’s slinging it.
“Nothing surprises me with Aaron,” coach Mike McCarthy said. “He’s an exceptional talent, but having the opportunity to watch him go through the rehab process, it’s been probably a good month that we’ve seen him do a number of different things. I go back to probably three or four weeks ago when he was doing the long toss with a softball. He was doing things a lot quicker than I think all of us would anticipate. The training staff has done a great job. He’s done a great job. And he looks like himself. He’s back there slinging it around and throwing with great velocity. His recovery has been impressive.”
I kind of got a semi just reading that.
You’re telling me my boy, AR, QB1 is out there being Aaron Fucking Rodgers again?
No more of this bullshit 80-odd yards passing in a whole four quarters of football nonsense again?
Great!
Because I never want to see that again!
Give me those silky smooth drops to Davante. Give me those effortless downfield tosses to Jordy. Give me those… well, hell… just throw the damn ball in Randall Cobb’s direction once in a while!
One week, man. One week.
Hopefully.
“You’re telling me my boy, AR, QB1 is out there being Aaron Fucking Rodgers again?”
Mordecai, is AR your boy now? Interesting, considering all you’ve done is shit on him.
Seriously, fuck Mordecai. I hate read everything this guy produces. TotalBitch writer, he is. He’s the Packer’s version of Killer.
Ouch.
Hope they lose to the Browns….no hope at all may force that useless gap toothed fucking douchebag to make some changes. Then again, of course he fucking won’t!
We are united, Bobby D! I also hope they lose to the Browns!
Again I ask what changes? Thompson’s contract expires after the draft. In house replacement on deck most likely. With Atlanta winning we need help and of course win out. Two losses from Carolina or Seattle. It’s not like anything from 15 to 21 will make that much of a difference so why not bring him back.
What business so we have in the playoffs? We have no decent CB to speak of, and zero pass rush. Again, offenses that play GB should pass, and pass and pass until we show we can punish them. Until that happens. On offense, with the new RBs things look better, and Rodgers will make the most of our WRs that can’t beat man coverage but have good hands. Even assuming the OL has improved, we have to beat NO or PHI powerful offenses. Oh, and I am forgetting the Vikes, who I must admit have become a strong team. On the AFC, we have PIT and NE and the top contenders. I’d say, tank for this year, be stronger the next one. We have many picks, so any shift up will be magnified. Solidify for the years to come.
i think the Packer’s season is over based on nfc teams records, even if they run table. So, I would rather Rodgers heal longer and let Hundley continue to tear up opposing team’s defenses … so we can get some good draft picks for him in the offseason when other teams see he can be a starter.
Yes, let the beast loose. Hundley will inspire awe in opposing defenses hearts. No point in rushing Rodgers back. But sadly, coaches will desperately want him back, so they don’t look that awful any longer.
lol…I thought the season was over, before the season started, based on history. Tell me, what if we ran the table and got in the playoffs? Is there someone out their with the belief that the Packers could (seriously) win the Super Bowl? There is a difference between reality based expectations, and fantasy.
Matter of fact, i’m starting to hope the queens get to the Super Bowl, and just get blown out at home. That…..would be seriously FUN to watch. Not to mention the cash i’d be winning.
No a last second NFC Championship loss is better. It hurts more, we know because of McCarthy in Seattle. A Blair Walsh FG to beat them at the chili dome. Either that or a first round exit as usual.
Why? Nothing good can come of this. Risk re-injuring Rodgers, or they win out and then the heat is off this terrible coaching staff.