Unless Brett Hundley is an even bigger sack of crap than we all think he already is and can’t beat the Cleveland Browns, Aaron Rodgers is coming back.
Aaron Rodgers is coming back to lead the Green Bay Packers to the playoffs.
Because the Packers have a dearth of talent on their roster, but Aaron Fucking Rodgers is just that good.
Rodgers started running the scout team offense this week. He’s eligible to return to game action following the Browns’ game. And he’s slinging it.
“Nothing surprises me with Aaron,” coach Mike McCarthy said. “He’s an exceptional talent, but having the opportunity to watch him go through the rehab process, it’s been probably a good month that we’ve seen him do a number of different things. I go back to probably three or four weeks ago when he was doing the long toss with a softball. He was doing things a lot quicker than I think all of us would anticipate. The training staff has done a great job. He’s done a great job. And he looks like himself. He’s back there slinging it around and throwing with great velocity. His recovery has been impressive.”
I kind of got a semi just reading that.
You’re telling me my boy, AR, QB1 is out there being Aaron Fucking Rodgers again?
No more of this bullshit 80-odd yards passing in a whole four quarters of football nonsense again?
Great!
Because I never want to see that again!
Give me those silky smooth drops to Davante. Give me those effortless downfield tosses to Jordy. Give me those… well, hell… just throw the damn ball in Randall Cobb’s direction once in a while!
One week, man. One week.
Hopefully.