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Packers Crapped the Bed, Mike Daniels Pissed Himself

It’s appropriate, isn’t it? The Green Bay Packers totally crapped the bed against the Baltimore Ravens. Meanwhile, it appears defensive lineman Mike Daniels pissed himself.

How else might you explain this image?

I mean, my balls sweat sometimes when I am being athletic, but you never see the ball sweat come through the pants.

Probably a good reason not to bring these throwback uniforms back again. Someone also asked me, “Is that guy wearing any pants?” when they first looked up at the Packers’ game.

Yes he is, but those pants are apparently not good at hiding urine.

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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9 Comments

  1. PF4L November 19, 2017

    Been a while since i pissed my drawers, but i’d imagine is hard to walk around talking tough with piss stains in your pants.

    Just sayin.

    1. Ace November 19, 2017

      ⬆️⬆️ truth

  2. Gort November 19, 2017

    The headline pretty much sums upmthe whole season.

  3. icebowl November 19, 2017

    Could be vaginal discharge…..

  4. TyKo Steamboat November 19, 2017

    Another example of bad pad level… where is DaTone Jones when you need him?

  5. Ferris November 20, 2017

    If Green Bay had any type of accountability, McCarthy would be pissing in his pants. But he’s relaxed knowing he can say…”Hey we won a Superbowl under my watch, look at my REGULAR SEASON record…Division Champs baby.”
    Mike please explain the Seattle NFC Championship meltdown….Mike with a mouthful of fries says….”Well that Special Teams coach that I fired…it was his fault, I’m Highly Successful…didn’t you see my REGULAR SEASON RECORD?” I’ll start paying attention when he is gone…by them Rodgers will either be gone as well or too old to make a difference.

    1. Ferris November 20, 2017

      then

  6. Kato November 20, 2017

    Aaron Rodgers for MVP

  7. Cheese November 20, 2017

    Can’t imagine he’ll ever live this one down.