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Mike Daniels Just Has Extremely Sweaty Balls

You’ll remember this photo of Mike Daniels apparently having pissed his pants against the Baltimore Ravens.

Daniels has also seen it and someone actually asked him about it. What did Daniels say?

Well, he just has extremely sweaty balls, of course.

Either way, just delightful.

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!



  1. PF4L November 20, 2017

    Reporter: Well, it sure looks like you pissed your pants Mike.

    Daniels: Can’t we talk about something else?

    Reporter: It’s below freezing, is that normal for you, if we pull up tape from last year, will we see a giant wet spot around your little willy?

    Daniels: Did you see the sack i had last week? I’m a bad ass in this league.

    Reporter: Yes sir Mike, and i saw the sack you had before that one, back in week one.

    Daniels: Fuck you

    1. Ferris November 21, 2017

      I I I

      That’s funny. Now do Mike McCarthy after the 34-0 Pittsburgh loss. It starts like this..Reporter…It sure looks like you pissed your pants on the sidelines Mike…..

      1. RelampagoBlanco November 21, 2017

        Listen, I’m a highly successful NFL head coach. Just look at the last 4 games, our pad level was there, we just didn’t get the result that we wanted.

  2. Kato November 21, 2017

    Yeah, ok Mike. You are full of shit. No other evidence of sweat in your uniform. And this sweaty crotch has never showed up in any of the other 60+ games you have played in? One would have to watch the play before to see if there is any evidence of wetness there. If there isn’t, it is totally piss

    1. PF4L November 21, 2017

      Good call Kato….He was dry at the end of the 3rd quarter, it happened between quarters.

      Now, let me say this, i am officially done looking at another mans crotch!!

      1. Kato November 22, 2017

        LOL. You are a trooper