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At Least the Chicago Bears Are Miserable

The Chicago Bears lost to the Detroit Lions on Sunday. Some people are looking at the Lions as a playoff team, but playoff teams don’t just scrape by bad teams like the Lions have been doing.

Detroit beat Chicago by three. The Bears had a shot at a game-tying field goal from 46 yards out, but in true Bears fashion, Connor Barth missed.

And then…

Did anyone know the Bears had this stupid mascot? I didn’t, but I guess that’s just because the Bears are irrelevant.

The good news is, at 3-7, it looks Chicago will be keeping the Green Bay Packers out of the cellar in the NFC North this year.

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!



  1. Bobby D November 21, 2017

    Don’t be so sure the Bears keep the Packers out of the cellar…..they are without a doubt the worst team in the NFL now. A fact that will be made painfully obvious when they hand the Browns their first win. They will lose out. And guess what, nothing’s gonna change. Although an absolute dinosaur with schemes that surprised nobody, Capers will become the sacrificial lamb. The complete lack of talent on this team is all on the mental patient GM and the rest falls on McRib whose ex players seem to thrive when they move on.
    Woulda coulda shoulda had at least 2 more rings with Rodgers. Actually not easy to compile the pile of shit team about to get steamrolled Sunday night. Just about every move over the past 10 yeas aside from lucking out at pick 24 needs to go sideways. For the most part Ted the flaming fruitcake got the job done. Wasted an old Favre and now wasting Rodgers

    1. Ferris November 21, 2017

      I can’t stop laughing at McRib….And this post says it all, they will lose out..even to Cleveland. You can drive to Cleveland and get a ticket for that game for $.75 on the street.

  2. Kato November 21, 2017

    Yeah, I feel so much better that the bears are miserable…

  3. PF4L November 21, 2017

    So what’s new, haven’t the bears been miserable for decades?

  4. Cheese November 21, 2017

    Them damn Bears are trying to steal our draft pick! Although that pick would have been a conversion project and will be on the NY Jets practice squad in five years.

  5. icebowl November 22, 2017

    Who cares ? Waste of time….

  6. PF4L November 22, 2017

    This place is a waste of time, but isn’t that why we come here, taking a break away from life.

    I love this joint. Speak your mind, talk Packers, shit on other teams and their fans.

    To me it’s time well spent. Plus, if my comments entertain some of you fine people, i’m cool with that. If not, and you know who you are, fuck off. :)