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And Here’s Lance Kendricks’ Arrest Video

Who doesn’t like to see Green Bay Packers get arrested for weed offenses!?!?

Well, me, for one.

Put it on the ballot, already.


Join the rest of the forward-thinking people in the world. You can tax that shit, you idiots!

Anyway, Green Bay Packers tight end Lance Kendricks was arrested for a weed offense back in September. TMZ has procured his arrest video. That goes along nicely with Aaron Jones’ arrest video.

Unlike Jones, the cops actually note that this guy plays for the Green Bay Packers and then they let him go.

It’s kind of an odd scene. We know you’re impaired, but you just go home, okay?

I mean, we have all heard stories of this actually happening, but it’s never happened to anyone I know. Lance Kendricks apparently got the go-home treatment because he’s a member of the Green Bay Packers.

He wasn’t charged with OWI like Jones was, but he still has two marijuana offenses to deal with.

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!



  1. Mitch Anthony November 28, 2017

    Do you really think that entire interaction took only 2 minutes and 3 seconds? Cause I sure don’t. The last two times I was pulled over for simple speed warnings it took much longer than 2:03. Closer to like 15 minutes, or more.

    Or do you think TMZ put out a very abbreviated version of the entire video? Is it quite possible that Lance did not display strong signs of impairment which would have caused a request for further field tests? Sure it is. Hey Lance, your balance, speech, and mannerisms seem fine. They seem fine not because you’re a Packer, but because you’re not currently toked up. But, you have weed and stuff with you for which we will request charges with a summons and complaint. We’ll do that because you have sufficient local community ties, and not because you’re a Packer.

    Lance being a Packer is a coincidence to being treated pretty much the same as any other person in the same set of circumstances. Because it gets mentioned in the conversation doesn’t mean it is a reason for anything. Really flies in the face of all the inequality and poor treatment shit we hear about from the kneeler crowd. Both of the videos shown on this site, the one for Jones and this one show some very decent, polite, and professional officers.

    1. PF4L November 28, 2017

      …and besides all that, were going to need this highly productive free agent tight end to light it up for us to get in the playoffs. Our other highly productive free agent tight end quit or something.

      Remember the good ole days? Back when Teds free agents actually helped this team. Back when he was still coherent.

  2. Tucson Packer November 29, 2017

    Meanwhile, someone near by is getting robbed, stabbed, raped or sat on fire. But, we got half a dozen cops working on this “tiny bit of weed”!!!!

    1. MMTTDCSUCK November 29, 2017

      “Tax Collectors” . . .